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Zexaeon Newbie

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xD Hi Lar

 

The answers:

 

Marluxia: Can make one clone (that we know of, since he never made any more).

 

Larxene: Can make one clone while resting, but up to seven while attacking, allowing her to attack with the force of 8 Larxenes.

 

Zexion: Can make up to three, but they can stay active at all times, with the furious force of 4 Zexys.

 

Xemnas: Can make one clone, but it is arguably a more powerful and convincing clone than any of the other three member's.

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xD Hi Lar

 

The answers:

 

Marluxia: Can make one clone (that we know of' date=' since he never made any more).

 

[b']Larxene: Can make one clone while resting, but up to seven while attacking, allowing her to attack with the force of 8 Larxenes.

 

Zexion: Can make up to three, but they can stay active at all times, with the furious force of 4 Zexys.

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Xemnas: Can make one clone, but it is arguably a more powerful and convincing clone than any of the other three member's.

 

Pure ownage it they were on a team against Sora or someone.

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If Chuck Norris is late, time better slows down.

 

A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

 

Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.

 

Chuck Norris doesn't worry about changing his clock twice a year for daylight savings time. The sun rises and sets when Chuck tells it to.

 

Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn't Jesus’ birthday. Jesus was to scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus' birthday.

 

When Chuck Norris was denied a Bacon McMuffin at McDonalds because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a KFC.

 

If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.

 

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

 

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

 

 

Time to go to college. Talk to you guys later.

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doubtful, if you could, then why didn't you just kill Xemnas instead of trying to manipulate a 14 year old boy with a big key that is obviously compensating for something

# Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.

 

# There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.

 

# Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

 

# The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.

 

# There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.

 

# Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.

 

# The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer.

 

# Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

 

# Chuck Norris is my Homeboy.

 

# Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING.

 

# Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to spice up his steaks. (New!)

 

# Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.

 

# Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

 

# Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

 

# The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

 

# Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.

 

# Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

 

# If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'til." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

 

# Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

 

# When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.

 

# The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

 

# Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices. But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.

 

# CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.

 

# Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

 

# There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

 

# Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

 

# What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

 

# Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

 

# Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... a suicide.

 

# Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

 

# Chuck Norris doesn’t wash his clothes, he disembowels them.

 

# A Handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

 

# Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.

 

# Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Massacre.

 

# If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

 

# Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."

 

# Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse you in the face.

 

# The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.

 

# Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"

 

# Chuck Norris once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Chuck Norris re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publically claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him a beer.

 

# Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.

 

# Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.

 

# Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.

 

# Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

 

# Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

 

# Faster than a speeding bullet ... more powerful than a locomotive ... able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... yes, these are some of Chuck Norris's warm-up exercises.

 

# Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle -- you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.

 

# In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

 

# Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"

 

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# Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even more badass than in this one. When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face. We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking.

 

# Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.

 

# The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

 

# In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

 

# According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.

 

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# When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

 

# There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

 

# Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

 

# Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him until he died. The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Chuck's gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible. All three died soon after of mysterious roundhouse-kick related injuries.

 

# Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.

 

i might have already said some of them

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Yeah, she's faster than him, but he still overpowers here overall. He has access to that barrier spell and can make himself invulnerable while doing his Aerial Blade combos.

 

I've said it before, Larxene is easily one of the strongest Organization members, but I don't think she could beat Xemnas.

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>.>

 

Reaction commands are in-game

 

In an actual fight' date=' Larxene could kick his ass

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8 Larxenes vs 1 or 2 Xemnas.

 

Larxene- Damn fast, very strong, projectiles.

 

 

Xemnas- Speed, VERY STRONG, well... you know... KH2 ( All needed to say XD )

 

I believe it would be a tie or Larxene.

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Larxene practically teleports as well. Have you ever watched a video of her fighting?

 

I'll settle with this: Game-wise, Larxene would win. She's harder to beat than Xemnas is.

 

Canon-wise: Xemnas would win, simply because as far as the story goes, he's the strongest Nobody in non-existence.

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Larxene practically teleports as well. Have you ever watched a video of her fighting?

 

I'll settle with this: Game-wise' date=' Larxene would win. She's harder to beat than Xemnas is.[/b']

 

Canon-wise: Xemnas would win, simply because as far as the story goes, he's the strongest Nobody in non-existence.

 

Got that right.

 

Xemnas isn't easy, but not hard.

 

He's a Meh...

 

But for me, he is TO easy with Roxas.

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When Xemnas has Sora trapped, the Xemnas clone just tries to keep Riku away from Sora. Larxene is fast, and always has a t least one clone out (unless doing her ultimate attack/Thundaja spamming). All her clone would have to do is rush over (being faster) and knock Xemnas away from her original self.

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