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Ten WORST Things to Do During a Zombie Outbreak

 

10) Don’t set zombies on fire. Burning zombies smell terrible.

9) Don’t get sentimental. Zombies won’t.

8) Don’t forget to shut the door behind you. Zombies often come over without calling first.

7) Don’t keep zombies in the basement. Even if they are your zombie family.

6) Don’t try to reunite with friends / family over long distances.

5)Don’t broadcast your presence. Zombies may be listening.

4) Don’t go down. Zombies can go down too. Zombies can’t climb.

3) Don’t stand in front of the window. That’s just foolish.

2) Don’t get too creative with zombie defense.

1)Don’t be “that one a hole,” in your group. Textual analysis of zombie movies has proven that “that one a hole,” only stands a 4.32% chance of surviving until the end of the movie.

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