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Who would win in a fight..  

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  1. 1. Who would win in a fight..

    • Chuck Norris
    • Jackie Chan
    • Jet Li
    • Bruce Lee
    • They are all pansies; I'll beat them all down!


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If you think about it, none really would.

Jackie Chan will spend too much time trying to sell visa.

Chuck Norris is incapable of his uberness without special effects.

Jet Li is too busy making another bad movie, with one good fight scene, of course.

And Bruce Lee.. Uh, who? Bruce Lee= My paper boy, In terms of being known.

2sick~

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If you think about it, none really would.

Jackie Chan will spend too much time trying to sell visa.

Chuck Norris is incapable of his uberness without special effects.

Jet Li is too busy making another bad movie, with one good fight scene, of course.

And Bruce Lee.. Uh, who? Bruce Lee= My paper boy, In terms of being known.

2sick~

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If you think about it' date=' none really would.

Jackie Chan will spend too much time trying to sell visa.

Chuck Norris is incapable of his uberness without special effects.

Jet Li is too busy making another bad movie, with one good fight scene, of course.

And Bruce Lee.. Uh, who? Bruce Lee= My paper boy, In terms of being known.

2sick~

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Way too true =/

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If you think about it' date=' none really would.

Jackie Chan will spend too much time trying to sell visa.

Chuck Norris is incapable of his uberness without special effects.

Jet Li is too busy making another bad movie, with one good fight scene, of course.

And Bruce Lee.. Uh, who? Bruce Lee= My paper boy, In terms of being known.

2sick~

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Way too true =/

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Chuck Norris- What 2sickU said.

Jackie Chan- What 2sickU said.

Jet Li- What 2sickU said.

Bruce Lee- He's dead. He can't really fight when he's dead.

 

Also v8561v, the United States hardly did anything WWII except bomb Hiroshima and other stuff, and the only reason they joined the war is because of Pearl Harbour. The British and the Canadians did most of the work(also some other nations that I hadn't mention)

 

Also, Chuck Norris was never alive in WWII.

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Bruce Lee-HES UNDEAD!HE HAS CHAINS WITH MACES ON THEM ATTACHED TO HIS WRISTS!(Wait thats Lui Kang)

 

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Chuck would Roundhouse Jet in the chest he'd stay there for a while but he'd recover....Chan would bug out when he saw his opponents a run like hell.Then Chuck Preforms a BRUTALITY on Jet then he lets Chan become his servant then snap his neck one day.

 

So Chuck Would Win.

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Also v8561v' date=' the United States hardly did anything WWII except bomb Hiroshima and other stuff, and the only reason they joined the war is because of Pearl Harbour. The British and the Canadians did most of the work(also some other nations that I hadn't mention)

 

Also, Chuck Norris was never alive in WWII.

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Again, another member on this forum opposing my ideas and trying to make me look like an idiot.

I knew these things.I WAS KIDDING, got it?I'm smarter than you think.Beware...

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