Thar Posted July 15, 2008 Report Share Posted July 15, 2008 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shrekstasy Posted July 15, 2008 Report Share Posted July 15, 2008 I'd tie her to a chain and force her to listen to the Jonas Bros and Hananah Montana until her ears bleed. Then I'll proceed to bashing her skull in with a hammer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desu the Blue Nerd Posted July 15, 2008 Report Share Posted July 15, 2008 I'd tie her to a chain and force her to listen to the Jonas Bros and Hananah Montana until her ears bleed. Then I'll proceed to bashing her skull in with a hammer. You are evil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shrekstasy Posted July 15, 2008 Report Share Posted July 15, 2008 I'd tie her to a chain and force her to listen to the Jonas Bros and Hananah Montana until her ears bleed. Then I'll proceed to bashing her skull in with a hammer. You are evil. Yeah... I got another: I'll run her over with a truck and rush her to the hospital. When inside, I'll impersonate a doctor and give her a drug that causes her to forget everything in the last 24 hours. When she comes to, I will diagnose her with brain cancer and AIDS. She will then commit suicide. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desu the Blue Nerd Posted July 15, 2008 Report Share Posted July 15, 2008 I'd tie her to a chain and force her to listen to the Jonas Bros and Hananah Montana until her ears bleed. Then I'll proceed to bashing her skull in with a hammer. You are evil. Yeah... I got another: I'll run her over with a truck and rush her to the hospital. When inside' date=' I'll impersonate a doctor and give her a drug that causes her to forget everything in the last 24 hours. When she comes to, I will diagnose her with brain cancer and AIDS. She will then commit suicide.[/quote'] Well the real evil thing in the first one was that you would make her listen to JB and HM. You have problems. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zelda_tp_fan Posted July 15, 2008 Report Share Posted July 15, 2008 I'd look at her, faint, than she would rape me (she doesn't really have anything better to do... ) then I would wake up, get one good look at her, then faint again... eyup Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Beasto Perezoso Posted July 16, 2008 Report Share Posted July 16, 2008 hmm... I got it!!!!!...First, she is crushed by a 1.000.000 ton weight...then her flatened body it burned at a temperature of 1.000.000 kelvinthen the ashes are mixed with water and placed in bottle which is tossed into the ocean..then it is found and eaten by a shark...then the shark's poo is fed to satan...satan culdn't satand the taste, so he brought her back to life and tortured her in H*** for a millenia...then she was released as "Dark Magician Old Hag"...It wasn't a popular card, so Kazuki discontinued it, and she was left jobless...then she got hit by a random meteor flung by Chuck Norris from the sun. Wow..i can't believe i just typed all that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shrekstasy Posted July 16, 2008 Report Share Posted July 16, 2008 Nice ;) I'll then blindfold her and have her subconsiously walk off a gorge... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purple Dinosaur Posted July 16, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 16, 2008 Nice ;) I'll then blindfold her and have her subconsiously walk off a gorge... Fur Real? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Beasto Perezoso Posted July 18, 2008 Report Share Posted July 18, 2008 o yeah, he'd do it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saturn of Elemia Posted July 18, 2008 Report Share Posted July 18, 2008 First, I would introduce myself. After some small talk, I would ask her out on a date. If she agrees, I would take her out to a fancy restaurant. After that, I would take her to a movie. I would end the date with a romantic walk through the park while engaging in more small talk. Hopefully, the night would end with a goodnight kiss. I know, I'm such a sap. I'm just really fond of the Dark Magician Girl. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shrekstasy Posted July 18, 2008 Report Share Posted July 18, 2008 First' date=' I would introduce myself. After some small talk, I would ask her out on a date. If she agrees, I would take her out to a fancy restaurant. After that, I would take her to a movie. I would end the date with a romantic walk through the park while engaging in more small talk. Hopefully, the night would end with a goodnight kiss. I know, I'm such a sap. I'm just really fond of the Dark Magician Girl. :D[/quote'] How nice, 8/10 I'd simply flip her over, judo style, then I'd crush her ribs with my shoe..(I do the polar opposite...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J-Max Posted July 18, 2008 Report Share Posted July 18, 2008 New Perverted way! Tell her that the Dark Magician is Gay, when she turns away from me crying, Rip her clothes off and *BEEEEEEP* We interrupt this Broadcast for an important news flash. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saturn of Elemia Posted July 18, 2008 Report Share Posted July 18, 2008 That's an extreme response. My way eventually leads to a CONSENTING result. XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Beasto Perezoso Posted July 18, 2008 Report Share Posted July 18, 2008 so what, she's so desperate shed do that even if she just saw anyone for over a milisecond Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom™ Posted July 19, 2008 Report Share Posted July 19, 2008 I wouldn't care. Plus, why do so many people want to...*beep*.... pixels? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saturn of Elemia Posted July 19, 2008 Report Share Posted July 19, 2008 Because. That's all you need to know... :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willieh Posted July 19, 2008 Report Share Posted July 19, 2008 If I were to meet DMG... ...I'd roundhouse kick her in the face whilst wearing steel toed as* kicking boots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iAmNateXero Posted July 19, 2008 Report Share Posted July 19, 2008 Itd skirt lift her while laughing! "Thats what i think of all girls who wear whore whore hooker skirts!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sixty Posted July 19, 2008 Report Share Posted July 19, 2008 Everyone's answer: Have sex with her, Kill her. My Answer: What the hell, I'd give her a hug. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saturn of Elemia Posted July 19, 2008 Report Share Posted July 19, 2008 I would NEVER kill the Dark Magician Girl. She's just so CUTE!!!! (Note how I didn't disagree with the FIRST part of your statement! :D) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wyhe Posted July 19, 2008 Report Share Posted July 19, 2008 Sometimes I wonder why everyone wanna have sex with a picture of a skimpy-dressed girl printed onto a piece of cardboard? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sixty Posted July 19, 2008 Report Share Posted July 19, 2008 Sometimes I wonder why everyone wanna have sex with a picture of a skimpy-dressed girl printed onto a piece of cardboard? The question does not apply to the card. It's applies to the female on the card. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shrekstasy Posted July 19, 2008 Report Share Posted July 19, 2008 I got another: I'd lure her to the ocean, then I'd jump her and tie her in a sack. She'll then be drown like a kitten. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Oncoming Storm Posted July 19, 2008 Report Share Posted July 19, 2008 I would NEVER kill the Dark Magician Girl. She's just so CUTE!!!! (Note how I didn't disagree with the FIRST part of your statement! :D) Ditto. All you people who want to kill DMG in a long, dragged-out fashion are creepy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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