i was watching Subnautica when i thought of this card

[Joey the Questionable Guy]

Kharaa Bacterium

Micro Organism/Effect

You can Equip this card to a monster on either Field then after this card has been Equipped to that monster for one turn that monster loses 500 ATK/DEF every End Phase. When this monster has been Equipped to a monster for 3 turns that monster loses its effects. When this card has been Equipped to a monster for 4 turns remove that monster from the Duel then place this card in your Hand and add one copy of "Kharaa Bacterium" to your hand. The effects of this card cannot be negated and cannot be affected by card effects. You can have up to 10 copies of this card in your Deck

ATK/ 100   DEF/ 100

this card was inspired by the game "Subnautica" i do not own the creation known as "Kharaa Bacterium"