What cards would this joke card stop? (Brevity Rule)

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Brevity Rule but for Magic: The Gathering is treated as a Scheme, Sorcery, and Enchantment and as under the rulings of a Scheme, Sorcery, and Enchantment. Skip this ability's deterioration. Willing (Tap): You lose the game.

Any card whose eleventh line of text in their primary ability referendum runs through the middle of said card parallel to the long sides of said card can't be cast nor enter a zone until your next end of turn. Exile said card-or-cards to a special agreed-upon location and cause your library to not remember said card-or-cards.