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1 card that i always wished was real (but its really unreal)


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Name: Yolkaleekayolk

Attribute: Fire

Type: Spellcaster / Effect

ATK / 57689574756877504732675784366587687286758670546750704070447568486868456785767586784567845768745867756854782678947586586875687546547864376875267876878567853768786784576875867856782760 DEF / 8567054678764354836546540647585978640678168758685619687487567865861967574375675667567756765743674765476587436756436587368746564375643765437658743675463875684375676854567268757854568745874585487453876

Effect: You can only normal summon this card by killing everyone you know. If you normal summon this card, police will come to your house and kill you in 5 seconds and they will make you go to heck and they will also cut off your head and your guts will explode. This card cannot be special summoned or flipped. You have exactly 2 micro seconds to summon this card. If you dont summon this card in that amount of time, your hands will burn. If this card attacks, you will die and 5 of your friends will die as well. If this card is destroyed, your computer is destroyed. If this card is equipped with any spell or trap card, you will die in 7 seconds. If this card is targetted by a spell or trap card, you will explode and your house will fall on you and then your house will explode. If you say something while this card is on the field, you will die automatically. If you think of anything while you know this card you will start burning untill your whole body has been burned. If you touch this card for more than 1 second, you will start to taste ink and glue for eternity. If you know this card for more than 5 hours, you will get your head cut off. If your opponnent says "Lets duel!" and you have this card in your deck, you automatically die and you start on fire. If you tell someone about this card, you will start on fire. If you touch this card at all, you will be turned into a peice of grass.

Circulation: Limited Edition

Set I.D sd173-65823

Creator: Yolk, the Pharoah

I hope you liked it! =)

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loopykitten, what paint stripper have you been sniffing. It seems to make you happy and jolly about wasting everyone's time with this piece of **** of a card. This card is a disgrace to the game.

 

I apologize in advance for the swearing, but that's the only word that will describe my anger and hatred for this card.

 

P.S. just in case some of you don't know what word **** is; it begins with S, ends in T and isn't Soot.

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Umm I'm sorry if this offends you but you need mental help, and this card is disturbing, to be funny now, this card should be in written cards lol.

 

EDIT: Nvm didn't realize this was in written cards lmao.

EDIT: Hehe at least he didn't make this card or else he'd really be messed in the head, I meen just imagine the picture he'd use for the card...

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loopykitten' date=' what paint stripper have you been sniffing. It seems to make you happy and jolly about wasting everyone's time with this piece of **** of a card. This card is a disgrace to the game.

 

I apologize in advance for the swearing, but that's the only word that will describe my anger and hatred for this card.

 

P.S. just in case some of you don't know what word **** is; it begins with S, ends in T and isn't Soot.

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spit? Slit? Scat? Smit? ****?

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