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Can you imagine the teller trying to talk to the police.

 

"Mam, can you decribe the suspect?"

 

"Yessir, he was about 10 feet tall, with multiple appendages, and was green and brown."

 

"did the assailant have any identifying marks."

 

"Family of squirrels in his chest, and a bird's nest on his head. He looked old, so he may be dropping leaves, too.

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Can you imagine the teller trying to talk to the police.

 

"Mam' date=' can you decribe the suspect?"

 

"Yessir, he was about 10 feet tall, with multiple appendages, and was green and brown."

 

"did the assailant have any identifying marks."

 

"Family of squirrels in his chest, and a bird's nest on his head. He looked old, so he may be dropping leaves, too.

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that's funny

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Oh, god, a tree? A tree? A TREE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

 

What's next?

 

"Man disguised as a telephone pole robs Fort Knox"?

 

When will they ever stop?

 

But think, if he came in the same time Paul Bunyan was getting a deposit, he'd be in trouble.

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Or what about

 

"Man disguised as TV steals prized jewel from Fort Knox"?

 

or

 

"Man disguised as a book steals Ms. USA's prized poodle"?

 

And who can forget

 

"Man disguised as a women bombs perfume shop"?

 

(That last one was completely random)

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