Davok Posted May 15, 2008 Report Share Posted May 15, 2008 I came up this idea a while back. It follows the exploits of Torchman (me) running the Game Goliath, a video game store for video game characters. Here I will have to deal with shoplifters, stick-up men, and just plain idiots. Enjoy! CHAPTER ONE- Wherein I catch a Turtle It was a somewhat busy day at the Game Goliath, what with Super Smash Bros. Brawl out and everyone trying to get a copy. I had my hands full, then I noticed this guy with a spiky shell grabbing games off the N64 section and hiding them in his shell. I immediately assessed the situation. Torchman: Bahamut? (Bahamut is my personal security guard, handy since he's the God King of Dragons)Bahamut: Yes?Torchman: Can you handle the counter for a minute, I have to check something? And so I walked up that spiky shell guy. Torchman: Anything I may help you?????: Um... no, I'm just window shopping.Torchman: Hmmm... I haven't seen you around much, what's your name?????: Um, Bowser. That was one of the first and last mistakes of that turtle's thieving career. Torchman: So, Bowser, do you like Dragon Quest, I presume?Bowser: Um... no. Why?Torchman: Because you went to all that trouble grabbing it off the shelf and stuffing it into your shell. Bowser: N-no I didn't!Torchman: Yes, you did. I saw you. You stuffed it right there. I pointed to the spot Bowser had stuffed the N64 games in. Bowser: CRAP!! You can't do anything to me!! The thief then consists to run. Torchman: I wouldn't really do that if I were you.Bahamut: THIEF!!! MUST DESTROY THIEF!!! Bahamut then commences to frying our shoplifter into a proverbial crisp. Bowser: AAAAGH!!! You can't do this! I have rights!Torchman: Yes, rights you will explain to the police. Have fun at community service! The police then carted the potential shoplifter off and I had a relatively quiet afternoon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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