If Life the Deity were an Effect Monster and not much else

[HQCardmaker]

Life the Deity

EARTH

Level 12

Beast/Effect

ATK/3500 DEF/1750

Effect:

This also has the most common Attribute on the Field for the remainder of the Duel. Place 9 Contract Counters OR the remainder that once were on this card this Duel on this card (max. 9), and activate an effect at the start of your turn based on how many Counters you remove each turn (picking only from that list.)
*Removed 0- Nothing additional.
*Removed 1- Roll a dye and multiply that result by 2 OR 4. Search through your Deck until you find the card that deep in your Deck, then go deeper until you get to a Monster Card without summoning conditions in its effect, cycling back if you reach the bottom first. If you go through the whole Deck without getting to that Monster Card with that characteristic, Summon a Gift Token (Level: 0/ EARTH/Beast/ATK: 870/DEF:430); but if you do not, Summon the Monster Card. Shuffle your Deck.
*Removed 9- Roll a dye. If you rolled a 1 or 2, add a Spell Card from your Deck to your hand. If you rolled a 3 or 4, add a Trap Card from your Deck to your hand. If you rolled a 5, add a Normal Monster from your Deck to your hand. If you rolled a 6, add an Effect Monster from your Deck to your hand. If the roll doesn't give you a card from your Deck, move down the list accordingly. The card you added to your hand in this way will return to the Deck if it will be sent to the GY this time otherwise. Shuffle your Deck.

 

The card would probably be banned on the spot. I'm thinking for balance, I should require 4 Tributes before it gets Summoned.