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How will Naruto Die?

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How will naruto die?  

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  1. 1. How will naruto die?

    • He will eat a poisoned ramen and die
      2
    • by constapation
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    • he was holding a kunai knife and accidentally trips up and got stabbed in the left eye
      0
    • he got attacked by ninja chickens
      1
    • he was standing on a clff while a seagull hits his eye and naruto falls to his death
      1
    • other......
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Naruto will die because of Sasuke betraying him, but in the fight, Sasuke was forced to commit suicide, if he doesn't then Sakura (his wife) will continuously scold him for the rest of his life. Naruto dies at age 25, right after he becomes a legendary sanin. Sasuke was an Ambu, and Sakura quit being a ninja, because her mother said it was too dangerous! She quit when she was 18, Sasuke died at age 24. Naruto was always older than Sasuke also! That's how it happened.

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Naruto will die by me killing him

 

No, he'll die on August 19 of this year, when I'll remove his universe from play for falling prey to Arcadian SasuSaku and NaruHina shippers. Or, if I so choose, when I sic Obelisk the Tormentor on him.

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Frlf Newbie

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Naruto will die by me killing him

 

No' date=' he'll die on August 19 of this year, when I'll remove his universe from play for falling prey to Arcadian SasuSaku and NaruHina shippers. Or, if I so choose, when I sic Obelisk the Tormentor on him.

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Now... in english plux... xD

 

And will naruto actually die.. or its just a mith? cuz i think he won't die ^_^

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Bah, Naruto is a pansy, and ninjas can't be pansies, so this is how I think it will happen:

 

Sasuke: Hey, Naruto, let's fight!

Naruto: Okay! *does a hand jutsu but breaks his finger*

Naruto: OH GOD!!!!! THE FRIKKIN' PAAAAIIIN!!!!

Sasuke: Oh, suck it up, Naruto! *hits Naruto in the neck*

Naruto: WHAT THE FRIKKIN' HECK, SASUKE!!?? YOU FRIKKIN' KILLED ME!!!

 

And Naruto dies a whiny pansy, as he always was. I mean, a ninja in an orange jumpsuit? Seriously.

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Naruto will die because of Sasuke betraying him' date=' but in the fight, Sasuke was forced to commit suicide, if he doesn't then Sakura (his wife) will continuously scold him for the rest of his life. Naruto dies at age 25, right after he becomes a legendary sanin. Sasuke was an Ambu, and Sakura quit being a ninja, because her mother said it was too dangerous! She quit when she was 18, Sasuke died at age 24. Naruto was always older than Sasuke also! That's how it happened.

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My friend' date=' Nicholas, nows everything about Naruto. I asked him and he told me the whole story. So, yes it happened. [/quote']

 

I just have to say that your friend dont know squat bout naruto.

 

It hasn't even gotten that far in the manga in Japan yet, so no one knows if that could/would possibly ever happen.

 

and my thoery is that naruto will not die until he dies of old age.

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Final Fantasy Revolution

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Naruto will die because of Sasuke betraying him' date=' but in the fight, Sasuke was forced to commit suicide, if he doesn't then Sakura (his wife) will continuously scold him for the rest of his life. Naruto dies at age 25, right after he becomes a legendary sanin. Sasuke was an Ambu, and Sakura quit being a ninja, because her mother said it was too dangerous! She quit when she was 18, Sasuke died at age 24. Naruto was always older than Sasuke also! That's how it happened.

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that doesn't even make sense...

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