God of Curses

[Phelphor, of the Deep]

Original version

God of Curses

lv 7 DARK Fairy/Effect

3200 ATK and 2800 DEF

You must Tribute 2 monsters to Normal Summon this card (you cannot Set this card). The Normal Summon of this card cannot be negated. When this card is Normal Summoned, Spells, Traps, and Effect Monster effects cannot be activated. This card cannot be targeted by the effects of Spells, Traps or Effect Monsters. During your Standby and this card was sent to the GY during your opponent's turn or your last turn, Special Summon this card from your GY. During your End Phase, if this card was Special Summoned during your Standby Phase by this card's effect: inflict 2000 damage to your opponent's life points and for the rest of the duel, your opponent can not gain life points.

 

New Version (curves out some glaring issues that i was concerned with)

God of Curses

lv 7 DARK Pyro/Effect

3200 ATK and 2800 DEF

You can discard this card: you gain 1000 Life Points. You can special Summon this card from your GY by sending 2 monster you control to the GY. You must Tribute 2 monsters to Normal Summon this card (you cannot Set this card). The Normal Summon of this card cannot be negated. When this card is Normal Summoned, Spells, Traps, and Effect Monster effects cannot be activated. This card cannot be targeted by the effects of Spells, Traps or Effect Monsters.
This card can not attack directly. When this card is targeted for an attack, this card loses 500 ATK and DEF until the End Phase. During your Standby and this card was sent to the GY during your opponent's turn or during your last turn, Special Summon this card from your GY. During your End Phase, if this card was Special Summoned during your Standby Phase by this card's effect: inflict 2000 damage to your opponent's life points and for the rest of the duel, your opponent can not gain life points.