Careless Whisper Posted May 10, 2008 Report Share Posted May 10, 2008 Welcome to "Famous Last Words." Where you make words you would say before you die. It can be serious or funny, or ironic. And thenrate the "Famous Last Words" posted above your post with a scale of 1/10-10/10. Have fun ...I'll start you off. "Trust in the love in your heart and soul, and you will find Paradise even within darkness." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davok Posted May 10, 2008 Report Share Posted May 10, 2008 8/10 `Do not grieve with me... for I shall be one with the Matrix.' At least I'll get some laughs before I die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OCG Posted May 10, 2008 Report Share Posted May 10, 2008 5/10 "I summon YCMaker to save me." that'll give me a laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Careless Whisper Posted May 10, 2008 Author Report Share Posted May 10, 2008 lol...yeah right..7.6/10 "You shot me, you really shot me. Out of all the things we've been through. Why, why would you do such a thing. Why would just kill your best friend. Why is it taking so long for me to die?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davok Posted May 10, 2008 Report Share Posted May 10, 2008 :lol: 6/10. ``My way to Paradise is clear. Burning in Hell for the things I've done... Ha! That is my Elysium, I'd spit in the Devil's face before I'm dragged to that damn infernal pit!'' Maybe the last words of Lord Davok, Master of Villains. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JoshIcy Posted May 10, 2008 Report Share Posted May 10, 2008 "Ooh man this is gonna sting". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OCG Posted May 10, 2008 Report Share Posted May 10, 2008 lol 9/10 Me: Aw man I'm gonna die well if I am I gotta check my PMs*5 hours later*Bad Guy: Finally you will..Me: Hold on I recieved a new PM. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JoshIcy Posted May 10, 2008 Report Share Posted May 10, 2008 4/10 "Is that the light? Awww I didnt wanna wake up yet, gimme 5 more minutes". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Careless Whisper Posted May 10, 2008 Author Report Share Posted May 10, 2008 lol.8.9/10 "Tonight, we dine in hell!!!""Why?""Because I'm hungry!!!" *shoots himself.* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikaeo Posted May 11, 2008 Report Share Posted May 11, 2008 7/10 "I will never truly die.......unless I get shot" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huntar! Posted May 11, 2008 Report Share Posted May 11, 2008 ROFL 9/10 " I am dying. I only have 1 last request: To complete this list. 1. I want to be burried in the shade.2. I want to be burried with a pink pony.3. I want you to assassinate 72night (JK)4. I want my MOMMY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JoshIcy Posted May 11, 2008 Report Share Posted May 11, 2008 meh, lacks humor more irony...7/10 "Ooh crud, my moms gonna kill me. I forgot to wash the dishes, quick get this over with before she finds out". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Careless Whisper Posted May 11, 2008 Author Report Share Posted May 11, 2008 can be arranged...except for all the requests...*buries him in the sunlight with GRAY pony, assassinates yugiohmaster4444 and buries him with you, and then buries your DADDY with you as well.lol7.8/10 Killer: "Are you almost done yet? Me: Not yet, just one more round to go,Killer: Well hurry up, I have to be home by 10:oo, and if I'm not, my mother will kill me.Me: Done!!Killer: Finally, now let's...Me: Wait, I messed it all up. Dang it...now I have to rewrite the enter 50 page german essay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huntar! Posted May 11, 2008 Report Share Posted May 11, 2008 lol.. 8/10 " Wait, I am dying. Now seems like a good time to call my girlfriends dad.. * ring, ring* Yes. Sir, I took your daughter's virginity. Good Bye. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JoshIcy Posted May 11, 2008 Report Share Posted May 11, 2008 9/10 lmao "Oooh it burns, the light it burns.." -poofs into a pile of ash- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davok Posted May 11, 2008 Report Share Posted May 11, 2008 ``Hell WILL not bind me, not now! Not while I was so close! I'll spit into the Devil's face at what is coming to me!'' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Careless Whisper Posted May 11, 2008 Author Report Share Posted May 11, 2008 not bad...7.8/10 "Any second now....COme on...Hurry up now. I can't wait all day. If I have to wait one more second. Oh you're here, alright, get it over wit.....WAIT!!! I have to tell my mother where I'm going first.""AHHH!!!! NOT AGAIN!!!!!""Sorry dude, we're gonna have to post pone this meeting, I have to be home right now. I forgot to clean my room, I just remembered, my mom's gonna kill me when she gets home." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frlf Posted May 11, 2008 Report Share Posted May 11, 2008 Rofl.. 8/10 Everybody wants to go to heaven' date=' but nobody wants to die..[/b'] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Careless Whisper Posted May 11, 2008 Author Report Share Posted May 11, 2008 ...okay...6.7/10 "Know then..that near the end of the 17th Millenium of Man,From the anaemic and corrupt remnants of a weak and directionless empire,there arose a man like a spark of divine flame,who would ignite a cleansing conflegration that swiftly spread across the Galaxy. Onward, his fleets blazed across the cold gulfs between the stars,Until that final ultimate day...when he stood before the great Oracle of Delfinium,"Behold!", the Oracle shouted into the minds of a thousand, thousand worlds,"For here's the one of whom the prophesies have spake!" And the diredom was lain upon his brow,as he cast his gaze across a newly won empire,And the Oracle proclaimed.."POMPOCLES, KING OF THE UNIVERSE!"........" "OH Shut up, you mindless git. I'll die of horror if I hear you say that again." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huntar! Posted May 11, 2008 Report Share Posted May 11, 2008 XD.. a bit confusing 8.9/10 " Though I may die, my cause is stronger. Though I die, I am never weak. Though I die, I still am who I was.... " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikaeo Posted May 11, 2008 Report Share Posted May 11, 2008 10/10 (truly awwesome) "If I die, a thousand more will take my place to stop you." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Careless Whisper Posted May 11, 2008 Author Report Share Posted May 11, 2008 kinda cool... (This is from my Immortal Chronicles series. The 8th book, at the very end. Lazarius and Sario strafed around in a circle, eyeing each other with such loathing, that even the climate seemed to be afradi of them, as it spun cyclones and erupted large bolts of lightning followed by booming thunder. -"You never win, Sario." Lazarius called. "I have power you can only dream of, I now have power that will ensure my destiny as the last of the Shakari, and the last of the Immortals. And you, my dear friend, will feel it's full power."-"You're wrong!!" Sario called back. "The power of Twilight will only obey one master, and that is Lord Anomu!!"-"We shall see." Sario dodged yet another streak of silver and red light as death missed him by an inch. Lazarius scowled. "Why do you resist the future, Sario? Is it because you seem to think that you have a weapon that I have no knowledge of, or you have far more power than I was led to think?"-"I believe I have both. There will be no tomorrow, Lazarius, there will only be hell for us both." Sario said with such anger and deliberation. The ground began to crack, while Ino, Sario's Hellborn Dragon, circled them from high above.-"Why do you say that? You think you can end the world in one final effort?"-"I say it, because I cannot let us Shakari hold the power of destiny, I shall end this world, as suddenly as it began." And Sario and Lazarius stopped pacing in their circle as Sario held his arm out. At that very moment, Ino began to desolve in what seemed to be little light particals, and streamed into Sario's arm. Sario opened his eyes as soon as every last bit of Ino flowed into his outstretched arm. His eyes glowed a malicious deep violet. -"What trickery is this?" Lazarius sounded confused and yet doubtfull.-"That last of our time will be going out in a bang. But I must say one last thing."-"What?""Trust in the love in your heart and your soul, and you will find Paradise. Even within the darkness." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcdooge Posted May 13, 2008 Report Share Posted May 13, 2008 Omg that's good 10/10 Here's mine: Evil guy: Any last words mortal?Good guy: As a matter of fact i do have something i'd like to say. Evil Guy: Well? Good guy: Your a piece of $&%*€¢£!!! And your ΣΡΦΆΊΩ smells like ☆○◇□△◎!!! *Bad guy scratches head in confusion* Bang!!! Bad guy: I wasn't actually going to kill him but meh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Careless Whisper Posted May 13, 2008 Author Report Share Posted May 13, 2008 eh...It's alright, quite enjoyable to read. 7.3/10 -"When your sick to the stomach, just pull out the knife." *Collapses* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigedf Posted June 6, 2008 Report Share Posted June 6, 2008 7/10 (Bad Guy Just Stabbed Me, I'm Dying.) Bad Guy:Any Last Words? Me:Yeah,See You In Hell B****.(I Pull Out Knife And Stab Him.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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