Daddy Decatron

[~British Soul~]

I was only twenty-one years old. I loved Decatron so much, I had all the cards and sleeves. I'd pray to Decatron before I go to bed, thanking for the life I've been given. "Decatron is love", I would say, "Decatron is life". My dad hears me and calls me a f*ggot. I knew he was just jealous for my devotion to Decatron. I called him a c*nt. He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep. I'm crying now and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it's really cold. A warmth is moving towards me. I feel something touch me. It's Decatron. I'm so happy. He whispers in my ear, "This is my field". He grabs me with his powerful Infernoid hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I spread my ass-cheeks for Decatron. He penetrates my butthole. It hurts so much, but I do it for Decatron. I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against his force. I want to please Decatron. He roars a mighty roar, as he fills my butt with his love. My dad walks in. Decatron looks him straight in eye, and says, "It's all over now". Decatron leaves through my window. Decatron is love. Decatron is life.

BotW death log:
#1: Turns out I'm not Shrek
#2: So much for the quick way down
#3: Another skull for their collection
#4: Easy snipe job
#5: Not today bitch
#6: Whoops, slipped again
#7: Blast radius is a thing
#8: Blast radius 2, electric bugaloo
#9: Water too cold
#10: Get me out of this freezing water
#11: Just let me hide
#12: So close to safety
#13: A bit too high of a jump
#14: Time st- nope, crushed by a boulder
#15: Stone to the face
#16: A HARD swipe right
#17: Stone beats bomb
#18: Not even trees can save you
#19: That stump was in the way
#20: The mud is basically quicksand
#21: That's my sword, heathen!
#22: One deadly tumble