Just Crouton Posted May 9, 2019 Report Share Posted May 9, 2019 I'm dumping my wife. Her mental well-being is my top priority. That's why I'm sharing this on the internet without her consent and hope that we'll go out sexy n' stylish. I'm posting this prepared official statement now before my now ex-wife shares on the internet that I've been screwing another woman for months. I know this is a good business decision. Thank you for your understanding, patience, and respect for our privacy, whatever that means. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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