Horu Posted December 9, 2020 Report Share Posted December 9, 2020 Granted, but now they are more confused because I used the chainsaw to magically remove the cow's hooves and attach them to the rabbit. I wish my mind would stop going to such dark places Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBlackCatter Posted December 10, 2020 Report Share Posted December 10, 2020 Granted, but in order to do so we had to hypnotize you into thinking you are the Pope. I wish cows would stop assaulting cats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cow_Creator Posted December 10, 2020 Report Share Posted December 10, 2020 Granted, I will stop assaulting cats I wish I knew how to do this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arimetal Posted December 10, 2020 Report Share Posted December 10, 2020 Granted, but you are now in a coma. I wish Enguin was Super Mod. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayfield Lumina Posted December 10, 2020 Report Share Posted December 10, 2020 6 hours ago, Arimetal said: Granted, but you are now in a coma. I wish Enguin was Super Mod. Granted, but he becames the super mod of another forum you'll never find out which is it I wish to have an absolute knowledge of all YGO cards released so far Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horu Posted December 10, 2020 Report Share Posted December 10, 2020 Granted. Simply go to https://yugioh.wikia.com I wish to have the power of Arceus in my pocket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBlackCatter Posted December 11, 2020 Report Share Posted December 11, 2020 Granted, but seeing as your pocket was accidentally sewn shut you can't remember which pocket it could be in. I wish I could think of some good gifts to give my family. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horu Posted December 11, 2020 Report Share Posted December 11, 2020 Granted. I suggest either buying them some really expensive children's cards or just giving them cash so they can buy what they actually want. I wish I knew what I was going to buy for some people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBlackCatter Posted December 12, 2020 Report Share Posted December 12, 2020 Granted, but you are now unable to go shopping without buying someone something expensive. I wish people weren't so crazy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horu Posted December 13, 2020 Report Share Posted December 13, 2020 Granted, you just locked every human on earth inside Arkham Asylum. I wish for every human on earth to become a cat (cats are cool, people suck). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBlackCatter Posted December 13, 2020 Report Share Posted December 13, 2020 Granted, but the sucky-ness of humans wasn't their body... it was their mind. Now you are going to hate cats because now cats suck. I wish for my corruption to be un-corrupted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horu Posted December 13, 2020 Report Share Posted December 13, 2020 Granted, because all the people that suck are turned into impossibly fat mice that become play things for the cool people that were turned into cats. (These mice will eventually be eaten when the cats get bored) I wish I didn't understand why my own cat was so sadistic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cr47t Posted December 26, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 26, 2020 Granted, now you can't find a way to stop the horror. I wish for more wishes and to be able to choose what they are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horu Posted December 27, 2020 Report Share Posted December 27, 2020 Granted, but the earth's gravitational pull on your body increases by 50% for each wish that is granted and not corrupted. I wish I had a harmonica. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBlackCatter Posted December 27, 2020 Report Share Posted December 27, 2020 Granted, but you must give it to a friend right before a concert that stars your harmonica playing. Hope your fans aren't too disappointed. I wish I could bring fictional characters to life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horu Posted December 27, 2020 Report Share Posted December 27, 2020 Granted, but somehow this backfires because you lack enough experience to control them. I wish I had a banjo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayfield Lumina Posted December 28, 2020 Report Share Posted December 28, 2020 18 hours ago, Nobody Really said: Granted, but somehow this backfires because you lack enough experience to control them. I wish I had a banjo. Granted, but it comes with Kazooie I wish they made a decent Donkey Kong game (and I'm allowed to play it no problem for a satisfying amount of time with nothing that can interfere with that so I feel happy with the experience) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horu Posted December 28, 2020 Report Share Posted December 28, 2020 Granted, but it is a Mortal Kombat style Donkey Kong game in which you have have to play as Baby Mario to win. I wish I knew why my corruptions make everything so hard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBlackCatter Posted December 28, 2020 Report Share Posted December 28, 2020 Granted, it's because you have this internal hate for "easy mode" that you could never explain. It actually has roots in the first video game you ever played which was so easy that you got sick of ever hearing about the game. If you would like to learn more, click here! I wish I could see in person your reaction to this information. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horu Posted December 29, 2020 Report Share Posted December 29, 2020 Granted. I wish I knew why getting rick rolled is so hilarious now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBlackCatter Posted December 29, 2020 Report Share Posted December 29, 2020 Granted, because like all memes it just won't die. However because of this information, you must now rick roll 10 people a day or else find a cursed image as your desktop background the next day. I wish for a scientist to roll a ball of string theory my way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horu Posted December 29, 2020 Report Share Posted December 29, 2020 Granted, a scientist rolls a ball of yarn with string theory printed on it in your general direction. I wish I knew how to time travel at will. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBlackCatter Posted December 30, 2020 Report Share Posted December 30, 2020 Granted, but you get lost in an alternate dimension timeline along the way. I wish I didn't get emotionally connected to games so easily. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayfield Lumina Posted January 1, 2021 Report Share Posted January 1, 2021 On 12/30/2020 at 5:05 AM, TheBlackCatter said: Granted, but you get lost in an alternate dimension timeline along the way. I wish I didn't get emotionally connected to games so easily. Granted, but due to this wish, you became an automata cat, playing games just by reflex, completely unable to feel anything while doing it. I wish to know how black cats celebrate the new year Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horu Posted January 1, 2021 Report Share Posted January 1, 2021 Granted, my black cat, named Jack Jack by his own preference, is currently spending his new year sleeping in his favorite chair. I wish to know how other black cats are spending their new year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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