Horu Posted May 30, 2020 Report Share Posted May 30, 2020 Granted, but now it's safe to drop people from sixty story buildings according to the dictionary. I wish Blu and Ally weren't the same person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pommelo Posted May 30, 2020 Report Share Posted May 30, 2020 On 5/30/2020 at 6:46 PM, Horu Ishayuki said: Granted, but the astronauts won't be coming home since they'll be abducted by aliens. I wish for the astronauts' safety. Expand Granted, they safely land on Krypton, 5 min before its destruction I wish I had a dog like Krypto Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horu Posted May 30, 2020 Report Share Posted May 30, 2020 Granted, you have a dog that is afraid of green rocks. I wish for a super-intelligent robot to play video games with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pommelo Posted May 30, 2020 Report Share Posted May 30, 2020 On 5/30/2020 at 8:07 PM, Horu Ishayuki said: Granted, you have a dog that is afraid of green rocks. I wish for a super-intelligent robot to play video games with. Expand Granted, but he beats you perfect everytime in every single game and you end up crying I wiah to give Horu a handkerchief Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horu Posted May 31, 2020 Report Share Posted May 31, 2020 Granted but it's made from a flaaffy's wool so everytime I touch it, it shocks me. I wish for something that won't shock me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluvista Posted May 31, 2020 Report Share Posted May 31, 2020 Granted, Ally is crazy, see? Not shocking at all. I wish Ally weren't crazy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horu Posted May 31, 2020 Report Share Posted May 31, 2020 Granted, your psychiatrist informs you that you are the crazy personality. I wish to know why nobody likes mean Batman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pommelo Posted May 31, 2020 Report Share Posted May 31, 2020 On 5/31/2020 at 12:55 PM, Horu Ishayuki said: Granted, your psychiatrist informs you that you are the crazy personality. I wish to know why nobody likes mean Batman. Expand Granted, but mean Batman gets wind of this wish, gets angered and comes to pummel you. I wish there was a decent movie of Green Lantern, we all still cringe with the memory of Ryan Reynolds' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Friend of Justice Posted May 31, 2020 Report Share Posted May 31, 2020 Granted, The Green Lantern Movie comes out, it's esactly the same as before, but Ryan Renolds has been replaced by a Clog-Dancing Donald Trump who wears Orange Shorts when not in costume. I wish @Rayfield Lumina would not gouge their eyes out at the thought of this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pommelo Posted May 31, 2020 Report Share Posted May 31, 2020 On 5/31/2020 at 5:55 PM, Friend of Justice said: Granted, The Green Lantern Movie comes out, it's esactly the same as before, but Ryan Renolds has been replaced by a Clog-Dancing Donald Trump who wears Orange Shorts when not in costume. I wish @Rayfield Lumina would not gouge their eyes out at the thought of this. Expand Granted, so I jump from a bridge in order to forget it I wish (while I am approaching the ground) I didn't jump xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yami Kiniko Posted May 31, 2020 Report Share Posted May 31, 2020 On 5/31/2020 at 6:10 PM, Rayfield Lumina said: Granted, so I jump from a bridge in order to forget it I wish (while I am approaching the ground) I didn't jump xD Expand Granted, but you're wish is granted after you hit the ground, so you feel the pain for a millisecond. I wish I never insulted ray in Ban the user above you. I AM SORRY RAY. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBlackCatter Posted June 1, 2020 Report Share Posted June 1, 2020 Granted, but in doing so you insult the user who posts after you on this thread... ME! I wish to stop the angry batman from pummeling Horu. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pommelo Posted June 1, 2020 Report Share Posted June 1, 2020 On 6/1/2020 at 1:23 AM, TheBlackCatter said: Granted, but in doing so you insult the user who posts after you on this thread... ME! I wish to stop the angry batman from pummeling Horu. Expand Granted, but angry Batman has to vent his hatred, and does so against black cats I wish to have a better PC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Friend of Justice Posted June 1, 2020 Report Share Posted June 1, 2020 Granted it is the solar Powered Ally of Justice PC, so it hates LIGHT and will only activate if there is ambient sunlight continuously shining on it. I wish that the Ally of Justice PC would become the #1 bestselling PC in the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pommelo Posted June 1, 2020 Report Share Posted June 1, 2020 Granted, Ally of Justice PC (as in Pig Clothes) becomes the #1 bestselling Pic Clothes in the world I wish Ally burns his orange shorts and free us from that terrible evil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horu Posted June 2, 2020 Report Share Posted June 2, 2020 Granted, but I buy the orange shorts and use them as inspiration to create an archetype of hero cards that wear bright orange. I wish Konami would hire me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yami Kiniko Posted June 2, 2020 Report Share Posted June 2, 2020 On 6/2/2020 at 2:38 AM, Horu Ishayuki said: Granted, but I buy the orange shorts and use them as inspiration to create an archetype of hero cards that wear bright orange. I wish Konami would hire me Expand Granted, they hire you to host tournaments, but you can't compete in them. I wish I was more or less than a ghost. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horu Posted June 2, 2020 Report Share Posted June 2, 2020 Granted, you are an empty shell wandering the earth for eternity, doomed to play an outdated game with outdated cards. I wish I could draw better Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pommelo Posted June 3, 2020 Report Share Posted June 3, 2020 On 6/2/2020 at 2:35 PM, Horu Ishayuki said: Granted, you are an empty shell wandering the earth for eternity, doomed to play an outdated game with outdated cards. I wish I could draw better Expand Granted, but now the result of every kind of competition you enter in results in a Draw. I wish all protesters were pacific. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horu Posted June 3, 2020 Report Share Posted June 3, 2020 On 6/3/2020 at 5:42 PM, Rayfield Lumina said: Granted, but now the result of every kind of competition you enter in results in a Draw. I wish all protesters were pacific. Expand Granted, all of the protestors are dropped in the middle of the Pacific Ocean. I wish I had a grenade launcher. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pommelo Posted June 3, 2020 Report Share Posted June 3, 2020 On 6/3/2020 at 5:49 PM, Horu Ishayuki said: Granted, all of the protestors are dropped in the middle of the Pacific Ocean. I wish I had a grenade launcher. Expand Granted, so much granted, actually, that all around your house a lot of grenade trees grow to provide you with endless supply of this delicious fruit-ammo I wish the memory foam pillow I just ordered is as good as I expect it to be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horu Posted June 3, 2020 Report Share Posted June 3, 2020 Granted, but it's even better and you can't let it go. I wish for a grenade pokemon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yami Kiniko Posted June 4, 2020 Report Share Posted June 4, 2020 On 6/2/2020 at 2:35 PM, Horu Ishayuki said: Granted, you are an empty shell wandering the earth for eternity, doomed to play an outdated game with outdated cards. Expand Thanks You actually granted my wish. Anyway, onto the corruption of your latest wish. On 6/3/2020 at 5:54 PM, Horu Ishayuki said: I wish for a grenade pokemon Expand Granted, but it's a evolution for Voltorb. I wish I could feel pain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBlackCatter Posted June 5, 2020 Report Share Posted June 5, 2020 Granted, but you have to be corporeal in order to receive it. I wish all black cats, if harmed, bring the ultimate level of bad luck to the one who harmed the cat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yami Kiniko Posted June 5, 2020 Report Share Posted June 5, 2020 On 6/5/2020 at 6:12 AM, TheBlackCatter said: Granted, but you have to be corporeal in order to receive it. I wish all black cats, if harmed, bring the ultimate level of bad luck to the one who harmed the cat. Expand Granted, but they all must be in one place I wish to teleport all black cats to me and to hurt them all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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