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2 hours ago, Horu Ishayuki said:

Granted, you have a dog that is afraid of green rocks.

 

I wish for a super-intelligent robot to play video games with.

Granted, but he beats you perfect everytime in every single game and you end up crying

 

I wiah to give Horu a handkerchief

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2 hours ago, Horu Ishayuki said:

Granted, your psychiatrist informs you that you are the crazy personality.

 

I wish to know why nobody likes mean Batman.

Granted, but mean Batman gets wind of this wish, gets angered and comes to pummel you.

 

I wish there was a decent movie of Green Lantern, we all still cringe with the memory of Ryan Reynolds'

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13 minutes ago, Friend of Justice said:

Granted, The Green Lantern Movie comes out, it's esactly the same as before, but Ryan Renolds has been replaced by a Clog-Dancing Donald Trump who wears Orange Shorts when not in costume. 

I wish @Rayfield Lumina would not gouge their eyes out at the thought of this. 

Granted, so I jump from a bridge in order to forget it

 

I wish (while I am approaching the ground) I didn't jump xD

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11 minutes ago, Rayfield Lumina said:

Granted, so I jump from a bridge in order to forget it

 

I wish (while I am approaching the ground) I didn't jump xD

Granted, but you're wish is granted after you hit the ground, so you feel the pain for a millisecond.

 

 

I wish I never insulted ray in Ban the user above you. I AM SORRY RAY.

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15 hours ago, TheBlackCatter said:

Granted, but in doing so you insult the user who posts after you on this thread... ME!

I wish to stop the angry batman from pummeling Horu.

Granted, but angry Batman has to vent his hatred, and does so against black cats

 

I wish to have a better PC

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9 hours ago, Horu Ishayuki said:

Granted, but I buy the orange shorts and use them as inspiration to create an archetype of hero cards that wear bright orange.

 

I wish Konami would hire me

Granted, they hire you to host tournaments, but you can't compete in them.

 

 

I wish I was more or less than a ghost.

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On 6/2/2020 at 9:35 AM, Horu Ishayuki said:

Granted, you are an empty shell wandering the earth for eternity, doomed to play an outdated game with outdated cards.

 

I wish I could draw better

Granted, but now the result of every kind of competition you enter in results in a Draw.

 

I wish all protesters were pacific.

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5 minutes ago, Rayfield Lumina said:

Granted, but now the result of every kind of competition you enter in results in a Draw.

 

I wish all protesters were pacific.

Granted, all of the protestors are dropped in the middle of the Pacific Ocean.

 

I wish I had a grenade launcher.

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1 minute ago, Horu Ishayuki said:

Granted, all of the protestors are dropped in the middle of the Pacific Ocean.

 

I wish I had a grenade launcher.

Granted, so much granted, actually, that all around your house a lot of grenade trees grow to provide you with endless supply of this delicious fruit-ammo

 

I wish the memory foam pillow I just ordered is as good as I expect it to be.

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On 6/2/2020 at 3:35 PM, Horu Ishayuki said:

Granted, you are an empty shell wandering the earth for eternity, doomed to play an outdated game with outdated cards.

Thanks 🙂 You actually granted my wish. Anyway, onto the corruption of your latest wish.

17 hours ago, Horu Ishayuki said:

I wish for a grenade pokemon

Granted, but it's a evolution for Voltorb.

 

 

I wish I could feel pain.

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2 hours ago, TheBlackCatter said:

Granted, but you have to be corporeal in order to receive it.

I wish all black cats, if harmed, bring the ultimate level of bad luck to the one who harmed the cat.

Granted, but they all must be in one place

 

 

I wish to teleport all black cats to me and to hurt them all.

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