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3 hours ago, Bluvista said:

Granted, the polar bear is gentle and loyal towards everyone but you. 

I wish @Yami Kiniko would just solve the easy puzzle already. 

Granted, but he gets so excited by it he creates his own Duel Quiz thread and steals your participants.

 

I wish to have a grizzly bear who is loyal and gentle towards me.

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1 hour ago, Horu Ishayuki said:

Granted, but it becomes the Grizzly Bear version of Buster Dragon and you have to kill it.

 

I wish to revive Rayfield's grizzly bear.

Granted, but it returns as a deadly zombie bear and now wants to kill the person who wished for its pseudo-revival

 

I wish to have telekinesis like Matilda.

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58 minutes ago, Horu Ishayuki said:

Granted, but everyone who joins has to pass a duel exam or their character dies of "natural causes" (gravity is natural).

 

I wish for a shotgun.

Granted, but it can only shoot bubbles. I guess you can use it to entertain Haven, though 🙂 

 

I wish @TheBlackCatter turns into a black tiger

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20 minutes ago, Bluvista said:

Granted, however, upon eating the Mockingjay, Infernophis get mauled by a litter of cute, little Aeris's.

I wish Aeris was like an adorable little mechanical baby bird. 

Granted, but Kazuki Takahashi steals it and makes a wind-up monster based on it.

 

I wish Aeris Gainsborough like me instead of Cloud

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8 hours ago, TheBlackCatter said:

Granted, but Cloud gets very jealous and becomes a petty antagonist.

I wish Cloud didn't become uncharacteristically petty.

Granted, but instead of petty, he becomes pretty (you know how xD)

 

I wish I could have a date with Tifa

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7 hours ago, TheBlackCatter said:

Granted, but the theme changes to Bonetrousle instead as a real megalomaniac enters the fray.

I wish for a new train of thought.

Granted but here's your train, (oh no, was your last thought)

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I wish theBlackCatter survives the hit, even though he lost his left paw

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2 hours ago, Horu Ishayuki said:

Granted but now he becomes a pirate with a hook.

 

I wish for a Smashing Pumpkins CD.

Granted and congratulations now you have a Cracked Disk of the Smashing Pumpkins... too bad it can't be played.

 

I wish I can hover around with an umbrella like freaking Mary Poppins (also, I don't need to become a nanny because of that).

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1 minute ago, Horu Ishayuki said:

Granted but everytime you do, you get hit by lightning.

 

I wish for miniature unicorn.

Granted, it's the same size of an ant. Oops, I mean, it was, you just crushed it with your finger.

 

I wish I can channel the lightnings I'm being struck with to destroy the government of my country

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Granted, but it instead becomes a clean energy power source with all these lightning rods around here... Guess you are just going to have to take the good deed and still deal with your government.

I wish for my hook/peg to become a live and attached paw again... Besides, this pirate shtick gets old after a while.

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9 hours ago, TheBlackCatter said:

Granted, but it instead becomes a clean energy power source with all these lightning rods around here... Guess you are just going to have to take the good deed and still deal with your government.

I wish for my hook/peg to become a live and attached paw again... Besides, this pirate shtick gets old after a while.

Granted, but the new paw is out of control and keeps moving on its own

 

I wish the bees can survive this new danger

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