coolmanguy Posted April 13, 2020 Report Share Posted April 13, 2020 wish granted, for a reason untold i wish i had a pug named phil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horu Posted April 14, 2020 Report Share Posted April 14, 2020 Granted, you HAD a pug named Phil who died when you were a wee little tadpole. I wish I was a better golfer than Tiger Woods and a better rapper than Eminem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayfield Lumina Posted April 14, 2020 Report Share Posted April 14, 2020 3 minutes ago, Horu Ishayuki said: Granted, you HAD a pug named Phil who died when you were a wee little tadpole. I wish I was a better golfer than Tiger Woods and a better rapper than Eminem. Granted, exactly as you are now, you're probably a better golfer than Tiger Woods, let's just accept it already, his moments passed, dudes. Also, you have to take classes from my rebel Meloetta for a whole year, but you end up surpassing Eminem. She's a great teacher. I wish Phil the dog revives. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horu Posted April 14, 2020 Report Share Posted April 14, 2020 2 hours ago, Rayfield Lumina said: Granted, exactly as you are now, you're probably a better golfer than Tiger Woods, let's just accept it already, his moments passed, dudes. Also, you have to take classes from my rebel Meloetta for a whole year, but you end up surpassing Eminem. She's a great teacher. I wish Phil the dog revives. Granted, Phil the dog revives as Stephen King's version of Frankenweenie. I wish I could focus on a game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBlackCatter Posted April 14, 2020 Report Share Posted April 14, 2020 Granted, the game is Sburb. I wish to know what the general opinion of Homestuck is right now out of all of you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coolmanguy Posted April 14, 2020 Report Share Posted April 14, 2020 wish granted それは悪臭を放つ i wish i was 5'9 so i can be 69 inches tall Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horu Posted April 14, 2020 Report Share Posted April 14, 2020 Granted, you are 69 inches tall and weigh 69 pounds. I wish I could have a parrot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coolmanguy Posted April 14, 2020 Report Share Posted April 14, 2020 12 minutes ago, Horu Ishayuki said: Granted, you are 69 inches tall and weigh 69 pounds. I wish I could have a parrot. wish granted you own a parrot that has too many illnesses and needs about 1200 dollars in medication every day and is on the verge of death and is named buttface i wish that i am the funniest person in the world Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayfield Lumina Posted April 14, 2020 Report Share Posted April 14, 2020 7 minutes ago, coolmanguy said: wish granted you own a parrot that has too many illnesses and needs about 1200 dollars in medication every day and is on the verge of death and is named buttface i wish that i am the funniest person in the world Granted, you will be the funniest when you're the only person alive in the world I wish to know if Ditto-with-a-Infinity-Gauntlet knows how to speak japanese Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coolmanguy Posted April 14, 2020 Report Share Posted April 14, 2020 wish granted no i dont i use google translate and btw just call me ditto i wish i was blue Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayfield Lumina Posted April 14, 2020 Report Share Posted April 14, 2020 25 minutes ago, coolmanguy said: wish granted no i dont i use google translate and btw just call me ditto i wish i was blue Granted, so you shower in a pool of blue glitter and you emerge as a Shiny Ditto, but now everyone wants to breed with you xD I wish to know if the power of your copied Infinity Gauntlet is similar to the original Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coolmanguy Posted April 14, 2020 Report Share Posted April 14, 2020 wish granted, no it is just a copy and has no power i wish i had a bucket of original skittles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayfield Lumina Posted April 14, 2020 Report Share Posted April 14, 2020 4 minutes ago, coolmanguy said: wish granted, no it is just a copy and has no power i wish i had a bucket of original skittles Granted but they keep growing and growing, so it's too dangerous to eat. Btw, Ditto, just a friendly reminder: the game is "Corrupt a Wish", so try to corrupt the previous person's wish in a funny or creative way instead of only granting the wish I wish I could ride a Mudsdale Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coolmanguy Posted April 14, 2020 Report Share Posted April 14, 2020 wish granted you now have the ability to ride one but now they became extinct i wish i was taller Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBlackCatter Posted April 16, 2020 Report Share Posted April 16, 2020 Granted, but you have to become a weather man because many people are asking "How's the whether up there?". I wish for people to become happy the way they are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coolmanguy Posted April 16, 2020 Report Share Posted April 16, 2020 wish granted but now people are unhappy with others look i wish i had the power of invisibility Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horu Posted April 16, 2020 Report Share Posted April 16, 2020 Granted, but you get fired from your job and have a warrant out for your arrest for payroll fraud. I wish to stare into the vast expanse of nothingness Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coolmanguy Posted April 16, 2020 Report Share Posted April 16, 2020 wish granted but now you speak in a language no one understands and are considered crazy i wish i can learn other moves besides my copying move Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayfield Lumina Posted April 17, 2020 Report Share Posted April 17, 2020 1 hour ago, coolmanguy said: wish granted but now you speak in a language no one understands and are considered crazy i wish i can learn other moves besides my copying move Granted, but even thought now you learned all moves in existence, they all have 0 PP and you cannot replenish them no matter what you do. I wish Dittos were mint colored Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coolmanguy Posted April 17, 2020 Report Share Posted April 17, 2020 wish granted but only 5 in existence are now mint colored, making them a valued poaching target i wish i had a piece of my favorite pizza and everytime i took a bite out of it, it replenishes and returns to how it was and it will never rot and never get cold or too hot and it cannot get dirty so i can eat pizza without hair on it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayfield Lumina Posted April 17, 2020 Report Share Posted April 17, 2020 1 minute ago, coolmanguy said: wish granted but only 5 in existence are now mint colored, making them a valued poaching target i wish i had a piece of my favorite pizza and everytime i took a bite out of it, it replenishes and returns to how it was and it will never rot and never get cold or too hot and it cannot get dirty so i can eat pizza without hair on it Granted, but its flavor becomes that of rotten pizza, even if it is not rotten and will never rot. I wish to catch those 5 Dittos, I promise to treat them nicely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coolmanguy Posted April 17, 2020 Report Share Posted April 17, 2020 wish granted but they are afraid of you due to what other humans have done to them so they have a huge fear of humans in general and that grudge will never go away i wish the infinity pizza (the pizza i was taking about) was flavored as Alfredo cheese pizza and was not rotten Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayfield Lumina Posted April 17, 2020 Report Share Posted April 17, 2020 38 minutes ago, coolmanguy said: wish granted but they are afraid of you due to what other humans have done to them so they have a huge fear of humans in general and that grudge will never go away i wish the infinity pizza (the pizza i was taking about) was flavored as Alfredo cheese pizza and was not rotten Granted, but it's a pizza made by another Alfredo, a certain guy living in Ecuador who doesn't know s*hit about making pizzas, thus the flavour is horrible. I wish that now the word "grudge" becomes "friendship", so the mint dittos become my pals xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coolmanguy Posted April 17, 2020 Report Share Posted April 17, 2020 wish granted but now the word friendship is equivalent to grudge i wish i own 10 billion dollars Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBlackCatter Posted April 17, 2020 Report Share Posted April 17, 2020 Granted, but there is a pounding on your door... it's the IRS... I wish I had a dollar for every wish I corrupted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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