TheBlackCatter Posted January 1, 2021 Report Share Posted January 1, 2021 Granted, I was sitting in my least favorite chair trying to make a living in this stinking world. However there is no way you can tell if I'm lying or not. I wish I could translate one chosen language into my native language like how the Tardis kinda' does it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loleo Posted May 28, 2021 Report Share Posted May 28, 2021 Granted, but every time you speak you include an insult or swear word. I wish I had an animal that knew and could communicate PSCT. (I hope you don't mind the revival of this magnificent thread) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horu Posted May 28, 2021 Report Share Posted May 28, 2021 Granted, but that animal is a goldfish with short term memory loss. I wish to know why I am so evil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBlackCatter Posted May 29, 2021 Report Share Posted May 29, 2021 Granted, but as you ponder this, and change behaviors because of your pondering, you accidentally fall into a parallel universe where you were always good. The good version of you switched to your place after pondering what it would be like to be evil. I wish my one continuous input thread runs for at least until next year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horu Posted May 29, 2021 Report Share Posted May 29, 2021 Granted, but you must submit a card every week. I wish my connversion projects weren't so freaking big. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBlackCatter Posted May 29, 2021 Report Share Posted May 29, 2021 Granted, but you are still unsatisfied with the result. I wish my job was more fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yami Kiniko Posted October 6, 2021 Report Share Posted October 6, 2021 On 5/29/2021 at 9:33 AM, TheBlackCatter said: I wish my job was more fun. Expand Granted, you now are forced to play yu-gi-oh with the cards you create. I wish I knew what I missed out on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBlackCatter Posted October 7, 2021 Report Share Posted October 7, 2021 Granted, but you took so long reading it all that you now have to re-catch up. I wish for a list of better wishes I could make. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yami Kiniko Posted October 7, 2021 Report Share Posted October 7, 2021 On 10/7/2021 at 6:00 AM, TheBlackCatter said: I wish for a list of better wishes I could make. Expand Granted, but they are pre-corrupted: Riches (you get assassinated) Super-strength (you are killed for being a WMD) Super-speed (you are killed for being a WMD) Super-ANYTHING (you get it by now) Infinite creativity (you are kidnapped and forced to make ideas for an evil group) I wish I could reply to my own wish On 10/7/2021 at 2:24 PM, Yami Kiniko said: I wish I could reply to my own wish Expand Granted, but you have telekinesis I wish that wish could never be made again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loleo Posted October 7, 2021 Report Share Posted October 7, 2021 On 10/7/2021 at 2:24 PM, Yami Kiniko said: I wish I could reply to my own wish Granted, but you have telekinesis I wish that wish could never be made again Expand Granted but neither wish can be made again and you lose your telekenisis. I wish I could disappear for a minute a day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBlackCatter Posted October 8, 2021 Report Share Posted October 8, 2021 Granted, but it always happens at random. I wish for a dish of fish that would seem delish'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yami Kiniko Posted October 8, 2021 Report Share Posted October 8, 2021 On 10/8/2021 at 5:44 AM, TheBlackCatter said: I wish for a dish of fish that would seem delish'. Expand Granted, it's poisoned I wish the wish for Telekinesis could be made again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loleo Posted October 8, 2021 Report Share Posted October 8, 2021 On 10/8/2021 at 6:51 AM, Yami Kiniko said: I wish the wish for Telekinesis could be made again Expand granted but you can't make it. I wish I could adjust my weight at will. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBlackCatter Posted October 9, 2021 Report Share Posted October 9, 2021 Granted, but every time you change your mass (i.e. your "weight") you will shrink. Be very careful not to make any singularities now... I wish for some scissors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yami Kiniko Posted October 9, 2021 Report Share Posted October 9, 2021 On 10/9/2021 at 5:56 AM, TheBlackCatter said: I wish for some scissors. Expand Granted *stabs you in the face with them* I wish to call 911/999/what the emergency number in your country/city is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loleo Posted October 9, 2021 Report Share Posted October 9, 2021 Granted you call the emergency number of everyone on YCM's home country and they track you down as the terrorist you are. I wish I had a one digit phone number Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBlackCatter Posted October 10, 2021 Report Share Posted October 10, 2021 Granted, but despite how easy it is to remember for you, nobody else seems to remember it. I wish I could write goodly better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yami Kiniko Posted October 10, 2021 Report Share Posted October 10, 2021 On 10/10/2021 at 8:57 AM, TheBlackCatter said: I wish I could write goodly better. Expand granted, you are able to write better by 1 word I wish that TheBlackCatter was unstabbed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBlackCatter Posted October 11, 2021 Report Share Posted October 11, 2021 Granted, but when was I stabbed again? Also, who are you? I wish to know who you are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yami Kiniko Posted October 11, 2021 Report Share Posted October 11, 2021 On 10/11/2021 at 5:28 AM, TheBlackCatter said: I wish to know who you are. Expand Granted, but yo know way too much I wish I had a pizza Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loleo Posted October 11, 2021 Report Share Posted October 11, 2021 granted It is a pineapple anchovie chive pizza that is a tad overdone. I wish my cooking taste good and was nutritious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yami Kiniko Posted October 11, 2021 Report Share Posted October 11, 2021 On 10/11/2021 at 4:27 PM, ITSUKOSOADO said: I wish my cooking taste good and was nutritious Expand Granted, you now have 45 miracle berries (Synsepalum dulcificum) I wish I had some of those Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBlackCatter Posted October 12, 2021 Report Share Posted October 12, 2021 Granted, but they were cursed to amplify (not reverse) the sour taste of foods. I wish I could find whatever I wanted without the hassle of finding a bunch of things I didn't want. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yami Kiniko Posted October 12, 2021 Report Share Posted October 12, 2021 On 10/12/2021 at 2:25 AM, TheBlackCatter said: I wish I could find whatever I wanted without the hassle of finding a bunch of things I didn't want. Expand Granted, you can "find" where they are but you can never "reach" them I wish for slightly sweet, non-bitter, non-sour, never-melting infinite ice cream Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loleo Posted October 12, 2021 Report Share Posted October 12, 2021 Granted everything is ice cream and ever-growing. I wish I had a nice cup of water Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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