Pommelo Posted May 25, 2020 Report Share Posted May 25, 2020 Granted, but you throw it away when you realize that's not enough to buy a taco I wish that Horu has a Chihuahua dog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horu Posted May 25, 2020 Report Share Posted May 25, 2020 Granted but it's terrified of my cat. I wish for a coconut crab. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBlackCatter Posted May 26, 2020 Report Share Posted May 26, 2020 Granted, but Donkey Kong mistook it for a real coconut and shot it out his coconut gun. I wish I could erase the most cringest and/or most horrible memories I have. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horu Posted May 26, 2020 Report Share Posted May 26, 2020 Granted, I would show you something that would help you forget but there is a child playing this game. Hint: Marilyn Monroe, Issue #1. I wish for Black Catter to understand my reference and look at the wikipedia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pommelo Posted May 26, 2020 Report Share Posted May 26, 2020 On 5/26/2020 at 4:01 PM, Horu Ishayuki said: Granted, I would show you something that would help you forget but there is a child playing this game. Hint: Marilyn Monroe, Issue #1. I wish for Black Catter to understand my reference and look at the wikipedia. Expand Granted, but the Wikipedia's article was edited by some kinds and now it says only stupidities I wish people editing the wikipedia were responsible Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Friend of Justice Posted May 26, 2020 Report Share Posted May 26, 2020 Granted, but Wikipedia disintegrates upon them becoming responsible. I wish for a tame, real - life Espeon who doesn't mind being a pet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pommelo Posted May 26, 2020 Report Share Posted May 26, 2020 On 5/26/2020 at 4:06 PM, Friend of Justice said: Granted, but Wikipedia disintegrates upon them becoming responsible. I wish for a tame, real - life Espeon who doesn't mind being a pet. Expand Granted, but while it is asleep, it unintentionally uses its psychic powers and teleports you to another world I wish Ally can survive the constant attacks of the horrible beasts of this new world Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Friend of Justice Posted May 26, 2020 Report Share Posted May 26, 2020 Granted, the first attack that hit's me teleports me back to my Espeon. I wish to help Espeon master it's powers even while asleep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yami Kiniko Posted May 27, 2020 Report Share Posted May 27, 2020 On 5/26/2020 at 4:27 PM, Friend of Justice said: Granted, the first attack that hit's me teleports me back to my Espeon. I wish to help Espeon master it's powers even while asleep. Expand Granted, it'll take decades. I wish that I was Murdered in cold blood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBlackCatter Posted May 28, 2020 Report Share Posted May 28, 2020 Granted, but instead of dying and entering some kind of afterlife, you revive and remember that pain for the rest of your life. I wish to understand why Kiniko wanted to be murdered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yami Kiniko Posted May 28, 2020 Report Share Posted May 28, 2020 On 5/28/2020 at 9:49 AM, TheBlackCatter said: Granted, but instead of dying and entering some kind of afterlife, you revive and remember that pain for the rest of your life. I wish to understand why Kiniko wanted to be murdered. Expand Granted, but you can only understand it if I tell you. I wish to go to the afterlife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horu Posted May 29, 2020 Report Share Posted May 29, 2020 Granted, you are forever trapped in a hell created by your own thoughts. I wish to know why Kiniko-chan wants to go to such a place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Friend of Justice Posted May 29, 2020 Report Share Posted May 29, 2020 In knowing the reason why kiniko wants to go there, you find yourself trapped in a infite series of cherry-scented Paradoxes who are trying to throw themselves at the ground and miss. I wish to know why paradoxes are cherry-scented instead of the more pleasurable grape scented. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yami Kiniko Posted May 29, 2020 Report Share Posted May 29, 2020 On 5/29/2020 at 2:54 PM, Friend of Justice said: In knowing the reason why kiniko wants to go there, you find yourself trapped in a infite series of cherry-scented Paradoxes who are trying to throw themselves at the ground and miss. I wish to know why paradoxes are cherry-scented instead of the more pleasurable grape scented. Expand Granted, but it is unclear to you. I wish Ray had 1 Free, Uncorruptable wish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluvista Posted May 29, 2020 Report Share Posted May 29, 2020 granted, but the nonexistent mods say no, and ban you I wish to know why Ally is absolutely insane. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pommelo Posted May 29, 2020 Report Share Posted May 29, 2020 On 5/29/2020 at 3:45 PM, Bluvista said: granted, but the nonexistent mods say no, and ban you I wish to know why Ally is absolutely insane. Expand Granted, but knowing the reason (his orange shorts are contaminated by marijuana) causes you guys to be attacked by drug cartel I wish to know why one day you posted a Provart family tree stuff and it disappeared later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Friend of Justice Posted May 29, 2020 Report Share Posted May 29, 2020 Granted, but your mind explodes from the sheer size of his family. ( He brags about it ) I wish to know why he would post something about his family on a Yu-Gi-Oh card maker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pommelo Posted May 30, 2020 Report Share Posted May 30, 2020 On 5/29/2020 at 6:11 PM, Friend of Justice said: Granted, but your mind explodes from the sheer size of his family. ( He brags about it ) I wish to know why he would post something about his family on a Yu-Gi-Oh card maker. Expand Granted, but he explains it to you with such slow speed it drives you crazy (crazier than the current you, which is something xD) I wish to eliminate racism from existence Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yami Kiniko Posted May 30, 2020 Report Share Posted May 30, 2020 On 5/30/2020 at 2:04 AM, Rayfield Lumina said: Granted, but he explains it to you with such slow speed it drives you crazy (crazier than the current you, which is something xD) I wish to eliminate racism from existence Expand Granted, but it ends all war. I wish I was unbanned and could burn in hell where I belong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horu Posted May 30, 2020 Report Share Posted May 30, 2020 On 5/30/2020 at 9:51 AM, Yami Kiniko said: Granted, but it ends all war. I wish I was unbanned and could burn in hell where I belong. Expand I tried to grant this wish but the devil (mayor) seems to have banned you from Hell (Michigan) for some reason. I wish to know why Kiniko is banned from Hell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluvista Posted May 30, 2020 Report Share Posted May 30, 2020 Granted, the Devil explains it to you, but turns out he's crazier than Ally, and he makes no sense. I wish to know why Ally is crazy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horu Posted May 30, 2020 Report Share Posted May 30, 2020 Granted, but the real question is: If Ally knows he's crazy, then is he really crazy? And if you are unaware of your own craziness, then you must be the crazy one. I wish for somebody to answer this riddle: If Bruce Wayne has a dual personality, can he survive without Batman? Batman claims that he is perfectly sane whilst accusing Joker of being crazy. But if Joker openly admits that he's crazy and this gets him released from Arkham, then Joker is the opposite of what Batman says. But in his own refusal to acknowledge his own craziness, how far will Batman go before he finally accepts that he's gone completely guano? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluvista Posted May 30, 2020 Report Share Posted May 30, 2020 )I assume that Ally is joking about him being crazy (Actualy, I don't think he's ever actually said that he's crazy)) Granted, your answer is in the Lego Batman movie. I wish that the SpaceX/NASA Launch in 44 minutes is succesful Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horu Posted May 30, 2020 Report Share Posted May 30, 2020 Granted, but the astronauts won't be coming home since they'll be abducted by aliens. I wish for the astronauts' safety. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluvista Posted May 30, 2020 Report Share Posted May 30, 2020 Granted but in the dictionary the words "Safety" and "Death" have been swapped. You Monster! I wish to correct Horu's way of thinking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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