Bad DB Cards

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Miscellaneous seems like the only appropriate place to create this thread.

 

Just post stupid or weird cards that have design oversights or are just funny to look at. Only condition is they have to be from DB and you can't attack anyone by posting it, which includes passive-aggressively posting a YCM user's card without any other thought or explanation.

 

 

 

 

I think cards with no PSCT are pretty funny.

 

Go

[AGATHODAIMON BANGTAIL COW]

[spoiler=I don't know why this is half a card either]

 

"Must be Special Summoned by banishing 5 "GUARDIAN" MONSTERS with DIFFERENT NAMES from your GY(and probably can't be summoned otherwise). If this card is SSed it gains ATK and DEF equal to HALF OF YOUR OPPONENT'S LP DOUBLED. If this card is destroyed by battle and sent to the GY: You can SS as many banished monsters as humanly possible." 

 

I do know the person who made this and he thinks that an absolute beatstick card new username unlocked would actually be good. Nevermind the pretty big summon requirement, the archetype it's tied to having nothing to do with graveyard filling, or the last effect only being useful against Honest & Friends. NEVERMIND ALL THAT THIS CARD IS GOOD SHUT UP.

[(GigaDrillBreaker)]

[spoiler=I don't know why this is half a card either]

 

"Must be Special Summoned by banishing 5 "GUARDIAN" MONSTERS with DIFFERENT NAMES from your GY(and probably can't be summoned otherwise). If this card is SSed it gains ATK and DEF equal to HALF OF YOUR OPPONENT'S LP DOUBLED. If this card is destroyed by battle and sent to the GY: You can SS as many banished monsters as humanly possible."

 

I do know the person who made this and he thinks that an absolute beatstick card new username unlocked would actually be good. Nevermind the pretty big summon requirement, the archetype it's tied to having nothing to do with graveyard filling, or that last effect only being useful against Honest & Friends. NEVERMIND ALL THAT THIS CARD IS GOOD SHUT UP.

"half your opponent's life points doubled"

 

(8000/2)2

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"half your opponent's life points doubled"

(8000/2)2

Considering the fiasco we had with the “my sister is x years younger than me” thread this probably takes the cake

[spoiler=I don't know why this is half a card either]

 

"Must be Special Summoned by banishing 5 "GUARDIAN" MONSTERS with DIFFERENT NAMES from your GY(and probably can't be summoned otherwise). If this card is SSed it gains ATK and DEF equal to HALF OF YOUR OPPONENT'S LP DOUBLED. If this card is destroyed by battle and sent to the GY: You can SS as many banished monsters as humanly possible."

 

I do know the person who made this and he thinks that an absolute beatstick card new username unlocked would actually be good. Nevermind the pretty big summon requirement, the archetype it's tied to having nothing to do with graveyard filling, or that last effect only being useful against Honest & Friends. NEVERMIND ALL THAT THIS CARD IS GOOD SHUT UP.

funk a jabroni named screenshot

[(GigaDrillBreaker)]

Considering the fiasco we had with the “my sister is x years younger than me” thread this probably takes the cake

thanks for reminding me of that thread, it was a load of fun.

[Snatch Steal]

[spoiler=when blackwing is your favorite archetype]

 

 

 

I don't think I've ever seen more thinly veiled godmodding that was probably designed with a goal of being balanced. Good on you that you like Blackwings, but does anybody want to fight against these cards?

 

After breakers of shadow I really hope I never have to see another deck that's "combo until you create an unbreakable board that prevents your opponent from doing anything"