Statler & Waldorf Posted October 18, 2018 Report Share Posted October 18, 2018 I don't like looking like we're following that red guy's lead, but we might as well put this up now. The rules are easy. Just heckle whoever's above you, with one joke per post. That's it. If we like your post enough, we'll give you some points and a "like." And maybe some other bonuses like "heckle of the day" if we feel like it. And according to the rules around here, we're supposed to make sure you kids don't get too rowdy. What are they gonna do? Type at each other? We'll be keeping track of the heckles we like just below. That way we don't give too many points to one person. [spoiler=Statler's Picks]Draconus297 [spoiler=Waldorf's Picks] Happy heckling! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draconus297 Posted October 18, 2018 Report Share Posted October 18, 2018 5000 years ago, when the kings of Egypt practiced with shadow magic . . . You two got your first jobs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Red_Guy Posted October 18, 2018 Report Share Posted October 18, 2018 Your joke was so bad you made PANTS look appealing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draconus297 Posted October 18, 2018 Report Share Posted October 18, 2018 I've heard of an unfunny joke having a bad butt, but this is ridiculous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Red_Guy Posted October 18, 2018 Report Share Posted October 18, 2018 Well, I'm sure you know an awful LOT about BUTTS because you are the BUTT of every joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arimetal Posted October 18, 2018 Report Share Posted October 18, 2018 You know, I always wondered what was with your design. With the emphasis on the butt and constantly talking non-sense. I think I finally realized that you're literally the butt of every joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Dice Posted October 18, 2018 Report Share Posted October 18, 2018 Chazz it up, eh? Ya are a walkin' talkin' rip off, so why don't ya just jazz it up in outta here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Red_Guy Posted October 18, 2018 Report Share Posted October 18, 2018 You're so incompetent that you lose even when you cheat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neon Katt Posted October 18, 2018 Report Share Posted October 18, 2018 The reason you walk on your butt all the time is cause it's the only thing big enough to lift your fat head, ha! You know, I always wondered what was with your design. With the emphasis on the butt and constantly talking non-sense. I think I finally realized that you're literally the butt of every joke.Alright sugar now's your chance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TF2_The_Scout Posted October 18, 2018 Report Share Posted October 18, 2018 Could you possibly be more 60s? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Statler & Waldorf Posted October 19, 2018 Author Report Share Posted October 19, 2018 I've heard of an unfunny joke having a bad butt, but this is ridiculous. OOH-HO-HO-HO-HO! Waldorf didn't think this one was very funny, but it gave me a good chuckle. You can have 1,500 points for that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draconus297 Posted October 19, 2018 Report Share Posted October 19, 2018 OOH-HO-HO-HO-HO! Waldorf didn't think this one was very funny, but it gave me a good chuckle. You can have 1,500 points for that one.Grazie. *flourishes* Back on topic . . . So, you call yourself Metal Sonic. Designed for one purpose, and failing even at that . . . was your purpose "being funny"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TF2_The_Scout Posted October 19, 2018 Report Share Posted October 19, 2018 You know what the best part of joining the AGM was? Leaving. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryusei the Morning Star Posted October 19, 2018 Report Share Posted October 19, 2018 You're all jokes The punchline is that none of you realize it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yui Posted October 29, 2018 Report Share Posted October 29, 2018 I finally get why your name isn't Winter anymore. You get everyone too heated; it would be false advertising. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
👀 REP 👀 Posted October 29, 2018 Report Share Posted October 29, 2018 "Jack of all Trades"?Isn't that just a fancy way of saying "I'm mediocre"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Chaos Sonic Posted October 29, 2018 Report Share Posted October 29, 2018 "Rainbow Road", huh?Guess that means you end all friendships. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King K. Azo Posted October 29, 2018 Report Share Posted October 29, 2018 The shonen protagonist huh?Guess that means you never grow up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arimetal Posted October 29, 2018 Report Share Posted October 29, 2018 Elite Member huh? Guess that means you're elite. Waitnothatisntright. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simping For Hina Posted October 29, 2018 Report Share Posted October 29, 2018 That explains why you keep coming back, you never actually said "ciao babe". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ember McLain Posted October 29, 2018 Report Share Posted October 29, 2018 Yeah that costume is real scary, nothing quite like a borderline pedo literally counting the days til someone turns 18. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draconus297 Posted October 29, 2018 Report Share Posted October 29, 2018 Y'know, it's pretty ironic that a character whose gimmick is trying to be remembered is such a forgettable monster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Red_Guy Posted October 30, 2018 Report Share Posted October 30, 2018 That joke was so boring it's dressed in tartan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Statler & Waldorf Posted October 31, 2018 Author Report Share Posted October 31, 2018 Are these hecklers? No, Statler, they're ecklers. What does that even mean, you old fool!? Every time you see one of 'em try, you go "Eck, are they serious?" Ah, in all seriousness, I think it's about time we called this little contest over. It doesn't look like we'll be giving out any more points before the event's over at this rate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archtoddler Posted November 16, 2018 Report Share Posted November 16, 2018 You two are proof that homosexual marriage didn't need government approval to begin with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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