Mark Hercule Satan Posted October 16, 2018 Report Share Posted October 16, 2018 Hello all! I, the World Champion, Mr. Satan is here! Now, now, I know you're all excited, but we have more important things to do. Like asking me questions! Come on, let me have them! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordCowCowCowCowCowCowCowCow Posted October 16, 2018 Report Share Posted October 16, 2018 How would a match between you and @@Mike Tyson go? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Hercule Satan Posted October 16, 2018 Author Report Share Posted October 16, 2018 How would a match between you and @@Mike Tyson go?From one champion to another, I have nothing but respect for Mike. He's a great man, and he boxes, which from what I can observe, is a lot harder to overcome than the martial arts I usually fight. He's also a smart man, having his own detective agency. But, in the end, I was the one that defeated the God of Destruction Beebus, and not him. So I think it'll be a close fight, but in the end, your Universal Champion will keep his title. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Chaos Sonic Posted October 17, 2018 Report Share Posted October 17, 2018 Why did you steal All-Might's line in your introduction? Also, why are you NOT the hype? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squid Sisters Posted October 17, 2018 Report Share Posted October 17, 2018 What's with your hair? Are you some kind of sea urchin or something? Gotta say though, you're totally rockin' it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Hercule Satan Posted October 17, 2018 Author Report Share Posted October 17, 2018 Why did you steal All-Might's line in your introduction? Also, why are you NOT the hype?I stole nothin'. Stop trying to spread libel! And I am indeed the hype! What's with your hair? Are you some kind of sea urchin or something? Gotta say though, you're totally rockin' it! Ah, thank you! This hairstyle is called an afro! I just think it looks good on me, personally. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Chaos Sonic Posted October 17, 2018 Report Share Posted October 17, 2018 I stole nothin'. Stop trying to spread libel! And I am indeed the hype! Is that why Cell knocked you around like a sack full of puppies?http://youtu.be/hs6JAD_flJw?t=39 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dova Posted October 17, 2018 Report Share Posted October 17, 2018 Wow, Mr. Satan here. We are pretty blessed. Can we expect any your motley saiyan crew to come join us as wel? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
👀 REP 👀 Posted October 17, 2018 Report Share Posted October 17, 2018 So uh, why are you a level 1 monster exactly? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Hercule Satan Posted October 17, 2018 Author Report Share Posted October 17, 2018 Is that why Cell knocked you around like a sack full of puppies?http://youtu.be/hs6JAD_flJw?t=39 Obviously, I was playing around to give my opponent confidence. Wow, Mr. Satan here. We are pretty blessed. Can we expect any your motley saiyan crew to come join us as wel?I don't know myself. They're probably off doing more of their trick training. I hope I can get Majin Buu here though. We'll see. So uh, why are you a level 1 monster exactly?Because I am number 1, obviously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Chaos Sonic Posted October 17, 2018 Report Share Posted October 17, 2018 Obviously, I was playing around to give my opponent confidence. Huh...that sounds really...I dunno if there's a word for dumb and smart. Favorite type of martial arts? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draconus297 Posted October 17, 2018 Report Share Posted October 17, 2018 So, after your appearance on the web show Death Battle, did you ever go back to listen to the commentators' rundown on your life, and that of your opponent? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Red_Guy Posted October 17, 2018 Report Share Posted October 17, 2018 How about a round of BUTT boxing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Dice Posted October 17, 2018 Report Share Posted October 17, 2018 Ain't this sad, a human claiming to be the boss? If this don't crack ya up, I don't know what will. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Hercule Satan Posted October 19, 2018 Author Report Share Posted October 19, 2018 Huh...that sounds really...I dunno if there's a word for dumb and smart. Favorite type of martial arts? Dumart. Anyways, I like Capoeira. It's cool how they dance. So, after your appearance on the web show Death Battle, did you ever go back to listen to the commentators' rundown on your life, and that of your opponent? I did not. I know my own life, after all. How about a round of BUTT boxing? I'm not familiar with the rules, you'll have to tell me how we do it. Ain't this sad, a human claiming to be the boss? If this don't crack ya up, I don't know what will.Hey now, I don't think I'm the boss. I'm the champ! Far above any boss! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TF2_The_Scout Posted October 19, 2018 Report Share Posted October 19, 2018 How's the cruise? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Red_Guy Posted October 19, 2018 Report Share Posted October 19, 2018 Oh it's quite simple. It's exactly like boxing, except with our BUTTS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Hercule Satan Posted October 19, 2018 Author Report Share Posted October 19, 2018 How's the cruise? It's nice, thank you very much. I'm about to go take a nap now though. I need to enjoy this cruise just as much as I need to protect the people on it! Oh it's quite simple. It's exactly like boxing, except with our BUTTS! So I did some research for the sake of it, and do you mean something like this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Red_Guy Posted October 19, 2018 Report Share Posted October 19, 2018 Oh, I see you are quite well read on the matter. I taught all those fine young girls you know? Yes. They all graduated from Martha Shortskirt's academy with FLYING COLORS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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