Mysterio Posted October 16, 2018 Report Share Posted October 16, 2018 BEHOLD!!! I, the Great Mysterio, have decided to gauge where the populace of this poisonous server are at. How you may ask? Tis a simple solution. You, the miscreants that have shunned the ways of the old arts, shall give me inquiries and I shall answer them. Quite the simple exercise, wouldn't you agree? So by all means, ask away. Denique diatem efficacem inveni! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trixie Lulamoon Posted October 16, 2018 Report Share Posted October 16, 2018 Trixie would like to know how long did it take you to achieve such a spectacular level of magic? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ember McLain Posted October 16, 2018 Report Share Posted October 16, 2018 Do you believe in ghosts? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shurelia Posted October 16, 2018 Report Share Posted October 16, 2018 Why are you speaking in Latin when Enochian is the language of the angels? Where's your Madimi? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mysterio Posted October 16, 2018 Author Report Share Posted October 16, 2018 Trixie would like to know how long did it take you to achieve such a spectacular level of magic?That, my dear, is a secret. The old adage that the non-magically inclined happen to use is: "a magician never reveals their secrets". Perhaps I'll give you the true answer at another time, but as for now...nothing will be spoken. Do you believe in ghosts?Asking the master of arcane arts if he believes in the supernatural? Surely you jest at this little question. Why are you speaking in Latin when Enochian is the language of the angels? Where's your Madimi?Are you questioning my methods and manners of procuring my link to the mystical powers that flow through this world? Well, if you must know, I tend to using my archaic powers to a different degree than yourself, my dear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Muse Posted October 16, 2018 Report Share Posted October 16, 2018 My mama went away and I tried using my ocarina to find her. Can you use your magic to help me, Mysterio? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mysterio Posted October 16, 2018 Author Report Share Posted October 16, 2018 My mama went away and I tried using my ocarina to find her. Can you use your magic to help me, Mysterio?Alas, I'm afraid that I can't just do it for free. Mystical powers come with a high price, after all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Muse Posted October 16, 2018 Report Share Posted October 16, 2018 Alas, I'm afraid that I can't just do it for free. Mystical powers come with a high price, after all.Nevermind, I figured out how to absorb the essence Thanks for trying anyway, Mysterio! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Hercule Satan Posted October 16, 2018 Report Share Posted October 16, 2018 Why are you a fake? Yeah, I'm on to you. Mike Tyson isn't the only detective around here! You're nothing but smoke and mirrors! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mysterio Posted October 16, 2018 Author Report Share Posted October 16, 2018 Why are you a fake? Yeah, I'm on to you. Mike Tyson isn't the only detective around here! You're nothing but smoke and mirrors!You dare call Mysterio a magician? Fool! Mysterio is no illusionist playing parlor tricks! Mysterio is master of the arcane arts!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Hercule Satan Posted October 16, 2018 Report Share Posted October 16, 2018 You dare call Mysterio a magician? Fool! Mysterio is no illusionist playing parlor tricks! Mysterio is master of the arcane arts!!! Well it seems to me that "Mysterio" is the master of talking about himself in the third person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mysterio Posted October 16, 2018 Author Report Share Posted October 16, 2018 Well it seems to me that "Mysterio" is the master of talking about himself in the third person.I see you have spoken to the wall-crawler. No matter, we shall make a believer out of you yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Red_Guy Posted October 17, 2018 Report Share Posted October 17, 2018 HEY! BALL GUY! Does having a crystal ball for a head let you see the future all the time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mysterio Posted October 17, 2018 Author Report Share Posted October 17, 2018 HEY! BALL GUY! Does having a crystal ball for a head let you see the future all the time?Firstly, after my many encounters with the arachnid, many believe this happens to be a fish bowl. Nevertheless, I regret to inform you, demon, that this helmet of mine doesn't allow me to foresee the future. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squid Sisters Posted October 17, 2018 Report Share Posted October 17, 2018 Do you need help with that pearl? I'm so worried! ...I'm pretty sure that's just his head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mysterio Posted October 17, 2018 Author Report Share Posted October 17, 2018 Do you need help with that pearl? I'm so worried! ...I'm pretty sure that's just his head. The green one is correct. While it may look like a pearl, this actually is a helmet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(GigaDrillBreaker) Posted October 17, 2018 Report Share Posted October 17, 2018 What is your opinion on Jake Gyllenhaal? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mysterio Posted October 17, 2018 Author Report Share Posted October 17, 2018 What is your opinion on Jake Gyllenhaal?Gyllenhaal you say? I know why you asked this question, as Mysterio has heard the news of this man possibly portraying me on the silver screen. As an actor, this man has quite the number of films he's made appearances in, my favorite of which happens to be the movie Nightcrawler. Nevertheless I, the Great Mysterio, believe this actor may do quite well at portraying the master of the arcane arts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TF2_The_Scout Posted October 17, 2018 Report Share Posted October 17, 2018 Are you familiar with the tragedy of Dartg Plagueis the Wise? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squid Sisters Posted October 17, 2018 Report Share Posted October 17, 2018 Aaaaah! That makes sense! ... so why do you wear that helmet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mysterio Posted October 17, 2018 Author Report Share Posted October 17, 2018 Are you familiar with the tragedy of Dartg Plagueis the Wise?If he was in tune with the old arts, then this is a name I haven't heard yet. However, if this Plagueis isn't, then I shall look the other way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TF2_The_Scout Posted October 17, 2018 Report Share Posted October 17, 2018 If he was in tune with the old arts, then this is a name I haven't heard yet. However, if this Plagueis isn't, then I shall look the other way.Oh, but he was. In fact, he was so powerful and wise that he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life. He had such a knowledge of the dark side, he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(GigaDrillBreaker) Posted October 17, 2018 Report Share Posted October 17, 2018 my favorite of which happens to be the movie Nightcrawler. whoever you are, remind me in November that I said I want to be friends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mysterio Posted October 17, 2018 Author Report Share Posted October 17, 2018 Aaaaah! That makes sense! ... so why do you wear that helmet?All great villains wear a type of mask or helmet. However, I, the Great Mysterio, use this helmet to show that no mere mortal can gaze upon my face. It shall forever be a mystery. Oh, but he was. In fact, he was so powerful and wise that he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life. He had such a knowledge of the dark side, he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying.The Force? Midichlorians? I believe these exist not in this world, miscreant. Begone from my sight at once! whoever you are, remind me in November that I said I want to be friends.Ahhhhh, a possible convert to the ways and manners of the archaic arts. This pleases me greatly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squid Sisters Posted October 17, 2018 Report Share Posted October 17, 2018 Wait, you're a villain!? I thought it was pretty obvious. I mean just look at his weird costume. He even has a cape! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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