Statler & Waldorf Posted October 16, 2018 Report Share Posted October 16, 2018 How do we always manage to get the best seats in the house anyway? The same way we get the worst show. Easily. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathanael D. Striker Posted October 16, 2018 Report Share Posted October 16, 2018 Tell me a joke? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(GigaDrillBreaker) Posted October 16, 2018 Report Share Posted October 16, 2018 Tell me a joke?putting a question mark at the end doesn't make it a question? How does it feel for the muppet show on network television recently to have been cancelled? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~British Soul~ Posted October 16, 2018 Report Share Posted October 16, 2018 Did you enjoy appearing in an ad for Warburton's bread? I hear it wasn't half bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Statler & Waldorf Posted October 16, 2018 Author Report Share Posted October 16, 2018 Tell me a joke? Have you looked in a mirror lately? putting a question mark at the end doesn't make it a question? How does it feel for the muppet show on network television recently to have been cancelled? Wonderful! Thanks for asking! Did you enjoy appearing in an ad for Warburton's bread? I hear it wasn't half bad. It was all bad. Just like we told Kermit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Hercule Satan Posted October 17, 2018 Report Share Posted October 17, 2018 Who's your favorite Muppet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neon Katt Posted October 17, 2018 Report Share Posted October 17, 2018 Soooo, did you TRY and find a suit that smelled like moldy felt?...Oooooh, wait, that's just YOU isn't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Statler & Waldorf Posted October 17, 2018 Author Report Share Posted October 17, 2018 Who's your favorite Muppet? We have to like one? Soooo, did you TRY and find a suit that smelled like moldy felt?...Oooooh, wait, that's just YOU isn't it? Kids these days! No respect. This suit is older than you are. Tailored all the way back in 1975! You can't put a price on a classic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neon Katt Posted October 17, 2018 Report Share Posted October 17, 2018 Um, yeah, you can. It's called charity, gramps. Why not give it to a homeless guy? You look like you're about to croak any second now anyway! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Statler & Waldorf Posted October 17, 2018 Author Report Share Posted October 17, 2018 Um, yeah, you can. It's called charity, gramps. Why not give it to a homeless guy? You look like you're about to croak any second now anyway! OOOH-HO-HO-HO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny Sexbang Posted October 17, 2018 Report Share Posted October 17, 2018 I was speaking with Arin a couple of weeks ago during our playthrough of Mega Man 11 about things not aging well, do you think you've aged well or not? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Chaos Sonic Posted October 17, 2018 Report Share Posted October 17, 2018 Oh cool! We get the best Muppets out the bunch! Sooooooooooo...is there a method to heckling? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squid Sisters Posted October 17, 2018 Report Share Posted October 17, 2018 So do you guys do anything, or do you just sit there and make snide remarks? Can I join you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
👀 REP 👀 Posted October 17, 2018 Report Share Posted October 17, 2018 How's Kermit and the gang? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Statler & Waldorf Posted October 17, 2018 Author Report Share Posted October 17, 2018 I was speaking with Arin a couple of weeks ago during our playthrough of Mega Man 11 about things not aging well, do you think you've aged well or not? We haven't aged a day in thirty years! Our voice boxes, not so much. Sooooooooooo...is there a method to heckling? Step one: Recognize that somebody needs to be heckled. Step two: Heckle them. So do you guys do anything, or do you just sit there and make snide remarks? Can I join you? Nope. As long as you don't sing and dance. ... How's Kermit and the gang? They're the same muppets they've always been. Yeah, why do you think we're here? We needed an excuse to not pay attention to the show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
👀 REP 👀 Posted October 17, 2018 Report Share Posted October 17, 2018 How old are you two anyways Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Statler & Waldorf Posted October 18, 2018 Author Report Share Posted October 18, 2018 How old are you two anyways Too old to live, too young to die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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