I'm tired of these boring old curse words, let's make some new ones!

[Atypical-Abbie]

Title says it all, make some new ones! If they have a definition as well, give them one.

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To rye someone is to run a body part or object along their skin perpendicular to their wrinkles so you can feel every single one. The act is thoroughly enjoyable in intimate settings when not used to emphasise or fetishize someone's age but, considered intrusive when not in an intimate setting. Ass rying, or rarely, assrying can be used to describe certain types of non-penetrative stimulation of the sphincter.

 

I want rye bread to make adults laugh, and I want people who start to swear and then swerve into "Fuh- crying out loud" to be punished