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I was very bored and this is not serious:

 

This article will be a case study comparing and contrasting the hands of Pink Sparkle and her boyfriend's. We will first introduce the things connected to the hands.

 

Pink Sparkle

-Cute

-Nice hands

-15 years of age

-Amazing

-Woman

 

Pink Sparkle's slave boyfriend

-Cute

-Late teens or something, who cares, lol

-Pretty cool, but not as great as Pink Sparkle

-Male

Now, the main course, the key ingredient, what you've all been waiting for:

The Hands

 

Pink Sparkle

Pink Sparkle's hands are pale. She has long fingers which are thin compared to her small sausage shaped arms. Her nails are long, polished and perfectly filed. They have one and the same colour on both the palm and the back. Showing that she has never in her life touched or even seen a wrench. This last assertion was derived from the fact that she flinched hearing the words “manual work”. There are no visible scratches or imperfection because, as we know from the given data, Pink Sparkle is, of course, perfect.

 

Pink Sparkle’s boyfriend

Pink Sparkle’s boyfriend’s hands are about as black as his mother in contrast to his father’s whiteness on every part of his body around the edge of his clothes and the parts that are usually covered by those clothes. His fingers are thicker than Pink Sparkle’s and his nails are shorter in general with some of them even shorter than the rest, presumably those that have broken off. Oft his hands will be covered in something manly such as sand, oil, mud, cocaine. Spread throughout his hands are small wounds attained from working with wood. Pink Sparkle’s boyfriend usually isn’t very careful with not getting splinters and the like because he “Don’t have time for that”.

 

Discussion:

No, this is the objective truth and none of my methods were even slightly questionable.

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I was very bored and this is not serious:

 

This article will be a case study comparing and contrasting the hands of Pink Sparkle and her boyfriend's. We will first introduce the things connected to the hands.

 

Pink Sparkle

-Cute

-Nice hands

-15 years of age

-Amazing

-Woman

 

Pink Sparkle's slave boyfriend

-Cute

-Late teens or something, who cares, lol

-Pretty cool, but not as great as Pink Sparkle

-Male

Now, the main course, the key ingredient, what you've all been waiting for:

The Hands

 

Pink Sparkle

Pink Sparkle's hands are pale. She has long fingers which are thin compared to her small sausage shaped arms. Her nails are long, polished and perfectly filed. They have one and the same colour on both the palm and the back. Showing that she has never in her life touched or even seen a wrench. This last assertion was derived from the fact that she flinched hearing the words “manual work”. There are no visible scratches or imperfection because, as we know from the given data, Pink Sparkle is, of course, perfect.

 

Pink Sparkle’s boyfriend

Pink Sparkle’s boyfriend’s hands are about as black as his mother in contrast to his father’s whiteness on every part of his body around the edge of his clothes and the parts that are usually covered by those clothes. His fingers are thicker than Pink Sparkle’s and his nails are shorter in general with some of them even shorter than the rest, presumably those that have broken off. Oft his hands will be covered in something manly such as sand, oil, mud, cocaine. Spread throughout his hands are small wounds attained from working with wood. Pink Sparkle’s boyfriend usually isn’t very careful with not getting splinters and the like because he “Don’t have time for that”.

 

Discussion:

No, this is the objective truth and none of my methods were even slightly questionable.

funking disgusting, hope you enjoy getting suspended from YCM.

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