Mutant Monster RAEG-HAPYP Posted June 26, 2018 Report Share Posted June 26, 2018 The fight started when Dad, a.k.a the neighborhood sheriff, was cruising down the street in his ‘64, when he saw the giant dinosaur trying to hustle on his block. Now, being a giant dinosaur, everyone would obviously run away. However, Dad never runs. The dinosaur locked eyed with him before charging at him, and Dad landed a mean right hook to the face, before an uppercut and more punches, and the dino went down. “Boi, I fought lions, tigers, bears, wolves, anacondas, megalodons, mosasaur, sabertooth, and mammoths before yo’ pussy ass was even born. Ain’t no overgrown lizard gonna scare me. Stubby arm ass.” Dad said in the interview. “This muthafucka coming at me thinking he hot sheet. Bruh, this ain’t the Cretaceous period no mo, nor it ain’t Isle Nublar.” However, Dad isn’t only about beating dinosaurs up, as he let me keep a Spinosaurus that I have named George. He makes a lot of money as a thot patrol officer and as a martial arts champion, so food and stuff isn’t a problem. Daily walks kinda is, though. He roars a lot. I’m still training him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tinkerer Posted June 26, 2018 Report Share Posted June 26, 2018 Note to self: T-Rex arms are too small to catch these hands. Or anyone’s hands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordCowCowCowCowCowCowCowCow Posted June 26, 2018 Report Share Posted June 26, 2018 Tyrantrum is weak to Fighting moves so... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mutant Monster RAEG-HAPYP Posted June 27, 2018 Author Report Share Posted June 27, 2018 Tyrantrum is weak to Fighting moves so...this wasn’t a Pokémon u beefbutt this was an acutal Tyrannosaurus. Now that you’re here, you can explain to dad the swarm of unidentified flying cows over his house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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