Now for the news. Shocking new allegations that Enguin has been paying off a moderator to keep Rewas at bay has come to light.

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Due to the milk fraud investigation, CowCow is currently the prime suspect, thus CowCow is now being investigated for accepting bribes. This allegation has come to light when the victim demanded CowCow change Enguin’s name back to Enguin, and CowCow gave a reason why he could not.

 

Furthermore, Enguin is also suspected of an attempted theft of Dad’s 24 carrot gold belt, for is he also a knockoff Dad, hence “Papa Rewas”. “jabroni, I AM the 5-0 ‘round these parts,” Dad stated to a reporter as he was whipping him with another belt.

 

Speaking of Dad, his lawn problems got worse when an unidentified flying dildo, an unidentified flying ceiling fan, and an unidentified flying teapot crash landed in his lawn. “I hate this damn neighborhood,” Dad screamed as he turned into black Hulk, before grabbing a yet to be identified YCMer and using him as a belt.

 

Other stuff that happened:

British Soul accidentally turned himself to French Soul after messing with a molecular device thingy.

Massive explosion in the mod section accidentally lets aliens loose on the forums

It was actually the Krusty Krab on the phone this time

I’m hungry