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A 150-word essay on the Bar-bellied cuckooshrike because I'm sorry


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The bar-bellied cuckooshrike is an avian belong to the family known as the Campephagidae. Native to the island-archipelago thingies above Australia, the cuckooshrike were first scientifically acknowledged around seventeen-hundred eighty three.

Nobody knows why they are called cuckooshrikes.

That is a lie, someone probably does, but that someone is not me.

Who knows, maybe it was the work of @@KyoTsUkUmO.

Now, originally, these lads were thought to be crows that migrated from New Guinea. Obviously not, because they're called the bar-bellied cuckooshrike and not the bar-bellied crow. 

The bar-bellied cuckooshrike has fourteen not-bar-bellied cuckooshrike cousins. There were fifteen, but we don't talk about Andaman.

 

The species is called the bar-bellied cuckooshrike because big daddy cuckooshrike went to jail, but the cops forgot that the paint had not dried yet.

 

In all, this bird is pretty boring lol can I be excused now?

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