Ferro Posted May 1, 2008 Report Share Posted May 1, 2008 dont get yours 3/10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkjagwar Posted May 5, 2008 Report Share Posted May 5, 2008 ferroboy720: 8/10 pretty good, but probably not appropriate my turn ("borrowed" this from a Simpsons episode): A man finds a magic lamp and rubs it and, of course, out pops a genie!!!The Genie tells him, "I will grant you 3 wishes. However, anything you wish for, your wife will receive double."The man says, "I wish I had 1 billion dollars!"The genie says, "You wish has been granted, and now your wife gets 2 billion dollars."The man goes on to his second wish, "I wish I owned a huge house! A mansion!!!"The genie says, "Your wish has been granted, and now your wife also gets a mansion only it is twice as large."The man says his final wish, "I wish you would beat me half to death." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phantasy Dreamz Posted May 5, 2008 Report Share Posted May 5, 2008 nice one..... 7/10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frlf Posted May 5, 2008 Report Share Posted May 5, 2008 When Chuck Norris sleeps with men, is nor because he is gay, is because womens are over.. xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoingHeh? Posted May 9, 2008 Report Share Posted May 9, 2008 A little boy was going to his dad while he was shaving and his dad accidently ut himself with the razor and said "S***". The little boy said "Whats s***"his dad said "Its what im wiping off my face"After he went to his mum who was stuffing the turkey when her hand got stuck in it "F***" she said. The boy asked "whats f***"her mum said "Its what im doing to the turkey" The little boy then saw his parents having arguments and calling eachother bastards and bastards. So the little boy said " what are bastards and bastards?" his dad said "Oh a jabroni is a girl and a bastard is a boy. Just then the party guests arrived and the little boy said "Welcome bastards and bastards, dads wiping the s*** of his face and moms f***ing the turkey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kakashi4eva Posted May 9, 2008 Report Share Posted May 9, 2008 XD 9/10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phantasy Dreamz Posted May 28, 2008 Report Share Posted May 28, 2008 what did the balls say to the d***? WHY'D YOU WENT IN THE CLUB AND LEFT ME HANGIN?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyber-Valley™ Posted May 28, 2008 Report Share Posted May 28, 2008 eew lol 7/10 mines erm? wot did clayman say to burstinatrix ur hot LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phantasy Dreamz Posted May 28, 2008 Report Share Posted May 28, 2008 simple.. 2/10 i have a game thats rated "E" for everyone....like your sister!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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