Sbamber Posted April 26, 2008 Report Share Posted April 26, 2008 This is the 'Joke' Game All you do is say a Joke and then the next person will rate how funny it is, and say a new Joke Rules:No SpamNo SwearingNo Rasist Comments or jokes Example: Person1: Your mom so fat, when she jumped in the Grand Canyon she got stuckPerson2: 5/10~Says new joke~ I'll start... When your mom had you, she was like, "What the hell happend here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davok Posted April 26, 2008 Report Share Posted April 26, 2008 7/10. Why did the spider go on YCM? He wanted to surf the Web! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wi Fi Master Jordan Posted April 27, 2008 Report Share Posted April 27, 2008 3/10 why coundent the kid get into the pirated movie because it was rated R Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiffMaster Alex Posted April 27, 2008 Report Share Posted April 27, 2008 lame. 2/10 your mom's so fat when she jumped in the ocean all the manatees started singing "We are family!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerryFreelance Posted April 27, 2008 Report Share Posted April 27, 2008 0/10 Sbamber is a joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Slime Lord Posted April 27, 2008 Report Share Posted April 27, 2008 Don't even know who that is... Your mom jokes will automatically get a 0/10 from me, so... yeah. (Um, dang. What kind of jokes are appropriate for YCM?) There was a baby born in the hospital and he weighed ten pounds. The odd thing about him was his body weighed five pounds and his *testicles* weighed five pounds. All the nurses and even the doctor didn't know what to do with him. Then, the chief surgeon walked in and asked what was wrong. The head nurse replied, ''We don't know what to do with this baby.'' So the chief surgeon took one look and said, "You should put him into a mental institution." ''Why?' asked the head nurse. "Well," replied the chief surgeon, "take a look at him. The boy is obviously half nuts." Meh... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bury the year Posted April 27, 2008 Report Share Posted April 27, 2008 9/10, I LMAO'd when I saw this. Yo momma's so old, when God said "Let there be light!", she asked "Where's the switch?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Careless Whisper Posted April 27, 2008 Report Share Posted April 27, 2008 4/10 it was okay... 3 Elephants jump off a Cliff, the first two hit land, and last hits water. What sound does it make? *Joke Drums* Bum Bum Splash Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phantasy Dreamz Posted April 27, 2008 Report Share Posted April 27, 2008 dont get it...4/10 three guys went to ask god to change them to anything they want. god tell them to jump off a cliff and just yell what they want to be.. the first guy walked to the cliff and jumped off.. he yelled "TIGER"... he turned into a tiger and ran to the wild...the second guy walked to the cliff and also jumped off... he yelled "EAGLE".. he turned into an eagle and flew away.... the third guy ran as a hard as he can towards the cliff.... he TRIPPED on a rock and fell off the cliff.... he scream "OH S***".... and landed on the ground as a pile of s***...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pkslayerbro Posted April 27, 2008 Report Share Posted April 27, 2008 youre so fat when you fell onto wall mart the prices went down Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desu the Blue Nerd Posted April 27, 2008 Report Share Posted April 27, 2008 3/10 for the last two How do you till if someone is gay.Instead of saying dude I'm not gay and I don't care how much you are stop it they say keep on going and then pulls down his pants and says spank me.I should know I say the first one my brother says the second one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FreezingNinja Posted April 27, 2008 Report Share Posted April 27, 2008 huh? i dont get it? 5/10 then. Your mamas so fat, i run around her for exercise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordieKat Posted April 30, 2008 Report Share Posted April 30, 2008 0/10 One man asked God to make him smarter than any other man on earth, so god turned him into a woman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Careless Whisper Posted April 30, 2008 Report Share Posted April 30, 2008 Not that funny....1/10 So my opponent, see, he Slapped down a Rainbow Dark Dragon in face-up attack mode in front of my face, after removing 7 valuable DARK monsters from play. And he says "Booyaa!, Rainbow Dark Dragon, What d'you gonna do now, punk?" So I showed him Sword & Shield and said "Oh Dang!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phantasy Dreamz Posted April 30, 2008 Report Share Posted April 30, 2008 not really a joke.... just a scheme... 0/10 btw, i didnt get any rating for this so im posting it up again.... three guys went to ask god to change them to anything they want. god tell them to jump off a cliff and just yell what they want to be.. the first guy walked to the cliff and jumped off.. he yelled "TIGER"... he turned into a tiger and ran to the wild...the second guy walked to the cliff and also jumped off... he yelled "EAGLE".. he turned into an eagle and flew away.... the third guy ran as a hard as he can towards the cliff.... he TRIPPED on a rock and fell off the cliff.... he scream "OH S***".... and landed on the ground as a pile of s***...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordieKat Posted April 30, 2008 Report Share Posted April 30, 2008 9/10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phantasy Dreamz Posted May 1, 2008 Report Share Posted May 1, 2008 ok....... heres another one... Four guys were strapped on a sinking boat............... theres a french, italian, mexican, and an american dude.......... the boat was sinking fast because theres too much weight on it.............. the men decided to throw away anything they can spare...... the french dude threw away all his tabbaco.... the others yelled "DUDE WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"...." the french guy replied "Dont worry, we got alot of those in our country"...... the italian dude threw away all his wine...... the others yelled "DUDE WHAT ARE YOU DOING?".... the italian dude replied, "Dont worry we got alot of those in our country."..... the american dude looked around....... and threw the mexican dude off board..... the others yelled, "DUDE, WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH YOU"...... the american dude replied, "DONT WORRY WE GOT ALOT OF THOSE IN OUR COUNTRY"... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilentSwordsman17 Posted May 1, 2008 Report Share Posted May 1, 2008 Nice one 5/10. Your Momma's so slow, she got knocked down by a parked car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phantasy Dreamz Posted May 1, 2008 Report Share Posted May 1, 2008 yo mamma jokes will always get 0/10 from me......... its lame and disrespectful to joke about someone's mother........ heres another one from me: a poor african american family asked god to make them white and rich........ god tells them that if they want to be white, theyll have to swim across a river..... so then the family went out to find a river....... at last they found one... the father started swiming across it... and he made it.... next the mother swam... she was kinda drowning, but she still made it......... then the child got in the water and started to swim.... he got the middle and started to drown.... he yelled, "MOM, DAD, HELP ME....MOM, DAD,"..... the mother and father replied, "SCREW THAT N****R".... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferro Posted May 1, 2008 Report Share Posted May 1, 2008 RACIST RACIST lol jk 8/10 yo mama so ugly that when i shot her the bullets did the matrix Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phantasy Dreamz Posted May 1, 2008 Report Share Posted May 1, 2008 RACIST RACIST lol jk 8/10 yo mama so ugly that when i shot her the bullets did the matrix yo mamma jokes will always get 0/10 from me......... its lame and disrespectful to joke about someone's mother........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferro Posted May 1, 2008 Report Share Posted May 1, 2008 joke idk if appropiate for YCM[spoiler=joke]A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you." To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Final Fantasy Revolution Posted May 1, 2008 Report Share Posted May 1, 2008 Three blondes are in an elevator when the elevator suddenly stops and the lights go out. They try using their cell phones to get help, but have no luck. Even the phones are out. After a few hours of being stuck with no help in sight, one blonde says to the others "I think the best way to call for help is by yelling together." The others agree with the first, so they all inhale deeply and begin to yell loudly "Together, together, together." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phantasy Dreamz Posted May 1, 2008 Report Share Posted May 1, 2008 dont get it.... and not funny... 0/10 a guy was driving down the street when he saw a girl in white.......... he stopped and ask the girl if she needed a ride....... she said yes..... he picked her up and sat her in the back seat........... as he glanced at the rear mirror (the one in front)... the girl was not there... he looked back over his sholder.... she was still there.... he got scared and stepped on the gas.......... he glanced at the rare mirror again....... she disappeared again... he looked over his sholder... she was still there... he got even more scared and stepped on the gas hader........ he then glanced at the rare mirror again and she disappeared again....... now he was so scared.... so the hit the BRAKE.... he looked back and saw her with a bleeding nose...... the reason for the disappearence and the bleeding nose.......as the man looked at the rare mirror, she bend down to pick her nose....as he looked back, she came back up........ when the man hit the BRAKE, her finger was in her nose and that cause the bleeding........ FINGER,NOSE,BRAKE=NOSE BLEED Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Final Fantasy Revolution Posted May 1, 2008 Report Share Posted May 1, 2008 1/10 not very funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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