Ultimagamer Posted May 31, 2018 Report Share Posted May 31, 2018 This was a funny thing I came across as a small side event in Hyperdimension Neptunia Re;Birth 3. It was a dialogue between Neptune, Broccoli, and IF on a card game played in that dimension ( Four Goddesses Card Battle ). They talked about deck building, and the way they talked about it immediately made me think of Dzeeff and Chaos Max. ( Small things to note, Neptune calls Broccoli "Puchiko" and IF "Iffy" ) ( Neptune is the older sister of Nepgear ) ( Vert is a rival goddess to Neptune and the other goddesses of the land, but she is a serious gamer ) When reading it, you'll wanna replace the following things Neptune's Card ( or Nep card ): Chaos Max Nepgear's Card(s): anything that works better ( the Amorphage Goliath and Arkbrave Dragon combo, the Invoked Variants, things like that ) Broccoli: I'm home, nyu. IF: Oh, if it isn't Broccoli. Welcome Back Broccoli: *Looking around...* Broccoli: Nyu. Are you alone IF? IF: Nep and the others had some sort of plans so they all went out. Broccoli: *Staaaare* Broccoli: IF, what are you doing, nyu? IF: I was bored, so I was building a deck with the card game that was recently released. IF: It's called "Four Goddesses Card Battle" and it's a card game made of Nep and the others... You interested, Broccoli? Broccoli: It looks fun nya. I have interest in this world's card games, nyu. IF: Are you any good at card games, Broccoli? Broccoli: It's my specialty, nyu. Broccoli: I may look like this, but I've won many different card game tournaments over in the other world, nyu. IF: Really!? Then teach me how to make a strong deck! IF: I can't win against Vert at all! Broccoli: Alright nyu. But I'm tired after so much walking so I'd like to drink some... bitter tea nyu. IF: Bitter tea, okay! Wait just a sec! ( a little bit later ) IF: I made some bitter tea! IF: It's a super extravagant tea made with delicious Lowee water I found in the fridge. Broccoli: *Sluuurp* ...Whew. Bitter and yummy, nyu. IF: Then, let's... Broccoli: Now that I've some tea, I want to eat something sweet, nyu. IF: Something sweet, okay! Wait! ( a little bit later ) IF: We had some sweet bean buns! Broccoli: "Lowee Manufactured Blanc Manju" is written, nyu. Broccoli: *Munch munch* Delicious, nyu. IF: Then! Broccoli: I'll teach you how to make a strong deck, nyu. Show me the cards you hold. IF: Okay, these are the cards I have... ( a little bit later ) Neptune: Luuucy, I'm home!! ...Hey Iffy, Puchiko, whatcha doing? Broccoli: Who's Lucy? Welcome home, nyu. I was teaching IF the deep secrets of card games nyu. IF: Broccoli's really amazing! Even though she just started, she can make an amazing deck! Broccoli: Card games are experience, nyu. Broccoli: As long as you understand the progress of a duel, you can apply it to other card games nyu. IF: Hey, Broccoli? How's this Nep card? It's got high attack, so maybe I should put it in my deck? Neptune: Ooh! If you don't deck out your deck with that bad mamma jamma, then you're missin' out! Neptune: Iffy, you gots to use it as your main attack card, then I can beat the spit out of Vert, just like IRL! Broccoli: Meh. Even if Neptune's card has high attack, the cost is terrible nyu. Neptune: What the what!? Broccoli: For this Planeptune deck, instead of Neptune, Broccoli: it's better to put in three Nepgear cards, which have better cost balance, nyu. Neptune: W-Wait just a moment! Even if the cost is bad, Iffy will use my card out of card love, right? Right? Iffy: I got it! Neptune: I-Iffy! I knew you'd understand me, If- IF: I'll use Nepgear's cards instead of Nep. Neptune: What... The... Broccoli: Nyu, don't forget to breathe, Neptune. Broccoli: IF, use the deck you put together now to practice duel me, nyu. IF: I feel like I can win with this deck, having taken out Nep's cards. Alright, it's time to duel! Neptune: Hrrrrrrrrm... Neptune: Welp, I can't say I like seeing my cards being thrown under the bus like that, but it's nice to see Iffy makin' pals. Neptune: Compa and P-ko have completely different interests from Iffy after all. Neptune: Wait, this isn't the time to be mumbling seriously to myself! Neptune: Hey hey! It looks like fun, so let me join! Let me joooin! ( end ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snatch Steal Posted May 31, 2018 Report Share Posted May 31, 2018 Where’s the [J] tag? Also black font on black BG oof Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ultimagamer Posted May 31, 2018 Author Report Share Posted May 31, 2018 Where’s the [J] tag? Also black font on black BG oof It's showing up on a black background? Rip, I use a white background for mine. I'ma see if I can find an inbetween on the colors Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ultimagamer Posted May 31, 2018 Author Report Share Posted May 31, 2018 Where’s the [J] tag? Also black font on black BG oof Alright, it should show up correctly now. I retyped the entire thing to make sure the font color should be right. Also, a [J] tag? Is that something you put on threads like these? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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