Mutant Monster RAEG-HAPYP Posted May 2, 2018 Report Share Posted May 2, 2018 As ABC was sitting, intensely playing his games like a big nurd, a van pulled up with “Free Anti-Chet Spray” written on it. As ABC went to investigate, a car suddenly drove by, and two of the passengers pulled out AK shaped thingies that shoots pineapple slices. The assailants ruthlessly fired the pineapples before speeding on. ABC was hit with over 60 pineapples, and collapsed to the ground as pineapples are kinda his kryptonite. It is believed that the perpetrators were retaliating at ABC after ABC had beat up one of their pineapple pizza loving buddies in an earlier altercation. In addition, members of CowCow’s Cattle Pimp Squad were seen casing the block prior to the pineapple drive-by. Fortunately, CowCow himself had a solid alibi; He slipped on a banana peel and is currently stuck in a ceiling fan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snatch Steal Posted May 2, 2018 Report Share Posted May 2, 2018 Serves you right. Busta Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mutant Monster RAEG-HAPYP Posted May 2, 2018 Author Report Share Posted May 2, 2018 Serves you right. Bustakeep busta rhymes outta this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AGATHODAIMON BANGTAIL COW Posted May 2, 2018 Report Share Posted May 2, 2018 and collapsed to the ground as pineapples are kinda his kryptonite.Omg they actually believed that part. High-speed anything hurts, that's all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mutant Monster RAEG-HAPYP Posted May 2, 2018 Author Report Share Posted May 2, 2018 Omg they actually believed that part. High-speed anything hurts, that's all.i left out the part where the cows dumped ramen on u Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AGATHODAIMON BANGTAIL COW Posted May 2, 2018 Report Share Posted May 2, 2018 i left out the part where the cows dumped ramen on uThings of a sufficient weight are heavy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mutant Monster RAEG-HAPYP Posted May 3, 2018 Author Report Share Posted May 3, 2018 Things of a sufficient weight are heavy.and a chet poked u Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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