Some Dork Does Various Pokemon Nuzlockes [Current = Randomized Platinum Moemon]

[👀 REP 👀]

 

Alt Title: Jumping on a fad long pass its popularity

 

So yeah, bringing back an old fad. Originally going to do a Crystal Nuzlocke, but after talking to Yui I've decided to make this similar to his. For those who don't know what a Nuzlocke is:

 

[spoiler=What I usually do for Nuzlocke Rules]

General Nuzlocke Rules:
        -You may only catch the first pokemon encountered in an area, if you fail to catch it, tough luck.
        -If a pokemon faints, it must be released or stored in the PC forever.
        -Nickname each pokemon.

 

Additional Rules I'm usually play with:
        -Battles will be in set mode.
        -Dupes clause: If the first pokemon you find in a new route is part of an evolution chain you already have, you may skip it. This rule can be voided for pokemon with alternate evolutions (Eevee for example)

 

 

 

[spoiler=Table of Content]

Randomized Platinum Moemon w/Yui

• Episode 1

 

 

 

Current Playthrough = Randomized Platinum Moemon

[Yui]

sup reptile

 

I should probably do Locke & Load work again tbh. Insurgence hasn't been going so hot because of the different format, but that's not about this thread here. You should play not a gen 2 game. I'll play the same one if you do.

[LordCowCowCowCowCowCowCowCow]

Why does everyone want to randomize stats and moves too

[👀 REP 👀]

sup reptile

 

I should probably do Locke & Load work again tbh. Insurgence hasn't been going so hot because of the different format, but that's not about this thread here. You should play not a gen 2 game. I'll play the same one if you do.

After talking with Yui, I've decided to retool the thread a bit and do a different run alongside side him - Randomized Platinum Moemon. Using the same seed and everything, so it should be neat to see how it plays out. Will update with stuff at some point this week

 

 

Why does everyone want to randomize stats and moves too

 

because it's SPICY

[Yui]

After talking with Yui, I've decided to retool the thread a bit and do a different run alongside side him - Randomized Platinum Moemon. Using the same seed and everything, so it should be neat to see how it plays out. Will update with stuff at some point this week

Just to clarify, the platinum rom we're using is in fact not moemon. I don't have a moemon platinum rom. Not for lack of trying, of course.

 

EDIT: It is moemon. I'm stupid.

[👀 REP 👀]

I made the terrible mistake of not commenting this while I was playing, so now I have to think of sh​it to go with the pictures. Whoops. 

Anyways, what's special about this is that me and @@Yui are using the same seed for our runs! Woo~

Adventure Ho!

[spoiler=Random Plat Moemon Ep 1 - Ice Punch]
[spoiler=Prologue Sh​it]

What a spooky boy
 

Oh hello there
 

Nah, I know how to do the Pokemans
 

I'm a good boy
 

I am rep
 

That is Yui. He is a nerd.
 

Let's get this show on the road!

 
[spoiler=Chapter 1: Let Me Play The Game!]

Hey that strange I just talked to is on the television. Neat.
 

Just an average Wednesday afternoon, watching TV alone in my roo...
 

Fu​ck
 

Stop touching my stuff reeeee
 

After Yui left his fingerprints all over my stuff, he ran off shouting something about an absurd amount of money. Oh well, at least I can start my Pokemon ad-
 

Oh boy more dialogue
 

I know, he literally just ran out of my room. Were you not paying attention?
 

Well after some riveting dialogue, I can now play the game
 

Goddamn it
 

Hehehehe
 

You've been visited by the Man who Marvels Technology.
You will be blessed with good technology and a blessed run, but only if you reply "Technology is amazing!"
 

I'll get to him, but first...
 

...settings! I'm gonna play on Shift because I've never played Platinum and don't remember Diamond all that well. Now to go talk to Yui.
 

Fu​ck
 

Yes I'm Rep
 
Anyways, we should probably get going on our
 

Goddamn it
 

Yes I'm Rep
 

But you're the one holding us back right now
 

Whatever, let's finally get this show on the road!
 
 
That would be a bad idea yes
 

Yui no
 
 
Yui stahp
 

Yui this is how people get killed by Bidoofs
 

 

 

Oh sh​it, I didn't know Plat had such advanced mic functions...
 

Oh it's just this guy. Hey, have I seen you from somewhere?
 

That's what I was trying to say
 

Oh yeah. He was on TV, and he tried to teach me how to play Pokemon.

Fu​ck that guy
 

HELL NO
I thought this was Digimon
I want my money back
 

Apparently if you tell someone that you love Pokemon very much, they'll just give you some. Huh
 

Oh and Dawn is here too. Who cares.
 

This is the exciting part!
 

 
That's not what those Pokemon are.
Well, we have quite a selection of Pokemon, all of which are Gen 1. 
 
I forgot to take a picture that confirmed I chose Primape, but I chose Primape

 
[spoiler=Chapter 2: The Beginning of a New Age]
 

Yui wants to fight, this time not on League
 

Well, that's quite a moveset. Also Moemon Jynx is pretty cute.
 

Welp, that was a pretty easy fight, glad we all ha
 

Uh oh
 

Monkey strong
 

Monkey Bite
 

And we gained a level! Wee
 

Same
 

Went to get some healing, got myself a new pair of shoes.
 
Let's check up on our champ
 

 
Wow, I got Anger Point in my randomization. That's funny, but also a bit sad. At least the moveset is solid.
 
Anyways, back to adventure.
 

ur mom
 

Your last idea was to run right through the grass, but sure I'm listening
 

I don't like where this is going
 

If only it were that easy, but sure. Why not.
 

 

What a nut
 

A rude nut
 

Oh yeah, we don't have Pokaccent-e-balls.
 

I mean he gave up Pokemon for just telling him we love Pokemon, so probably
 

o-oh
 

oh.
 

You gave it to me like this
 

After some boring dialogue, Pokaccent-e-dex get!
 

Also the TM for "Return". We'll check on that later, but first...
 

They didn't give me any balls, so I bought some myself

 
[spoiler=Chapter 3: Finally Playing The Game]
Primape Has a Nickname Now Edition

Now that we got balls...
 

...now it's time for...
 

...our first Pokemon!
 

We'll weaken it with this
 

That's cute
 

That's scary
 

Tyrogue is The Avatar
 

And also a cheater
 
 

Meanwhile it wouldn't just stay in the ball. This happened quite a few times as it slowly used its elementary mastery on me, even getting another SpDef drop.

 

Afraid of getting killed by The Avatar, I decided to put an end to this, leaving the battle with nothing in my hand but ice.

 

Maybe I'll have better luck here

 

Oh hey, that's a good one!

 

Hippo is pretty tanky, I'm sure it'll live this with like 5-

 

Oh

 

Some of the other potential members

 

Welp, time to go tell Mom I'm ditching her like Dad did. Woo~

 

She took it well

 

Does this look like Yui's house? Or thread (which you can find here fyi, he's doing a run of the same game at the same time)

 

 

 

[spoiler=Chapter 4: Catch These Hands]

 

 

So I was walking to where I needed to go, and this happened when I was walking through the grass. Welp I guess the run is over, game died RIP

Oh nevermind it's just Azelf.

I think Yui wanted to catch this thing or something.

 

Sorry Yui

Anyways

 

Oh hey it's Dawn

 

I would say that I know how to catch Pokemon, but I failed to catch the 2 I could soooooooo

 

One boring tutorial later

 

Whatever, just give me some balls please

 

Eyy

 

Now it's time to show you how a master does it

 

A Feebas! And I have the perfect move to weaken it!

 

Feebas get!

 

Wallace is a good, pure fish

 

He's also kind of weak, so I probably won't be using him until I get an Exp Share. Not gonna risk my little boy getting bodied.

 

This nerd wants to fight

 

PFFT

 

get iced boy

 

note to self, Caterpies are explosive

 

Looks like someone else wants to catch these hands

 

The weak should fear the strong

 

Bye bye Psywave

 

Another soul claimed by Bonzi

 

Another trainer to pick on, I see. Let's wreck his weak little...

 

...Dragonite. Huh

 

Man, whatever shall I do

 

Pow Pow

 

Anyways, I think that's enough souls for now. Let's move on to the next area.

 

 

 

[spoiler=Chapter 5: An Actual Teammate]

That's the plan, at least

 

?

 

Don't tell me how to live my life

 

y-you too

 

I see no man, only a lamp post

 

NANI

 

Nice one dude

 

Its everyone's favorite cop, Looker! He might be a goof, but he's our goof goddamn it!

 

Ah yes, my favorite saying. Right there alongside "People die when they are killed"

 

We got the thing. Now it's time to go where Dawn was taking us, which is...

 

Goddamnit

 

And here we see Yui, trying to read. As you can see, he's not doing a very good job at it. As usual.

 

Item get

 

Fun fact: If you just spam A while talking to the clowns, you'll get the right answer. Anyways

 

New area = new Pokemon!

 

It's a Mudkip!
 

Clamp might be a bit risky but I think it'll be fine

 

Well that makes things a bit difficult

 

Also it knew Triple Kick. I wanted STAB, so I sketched it. A bit lame, but whatever.

 

After too long, Mudkip get!

 

Interesting, to say the least.

 

And now we grind to make Axle a strong boy

 

 

 

[spoiler=Chapter 6: Some More Hands Are Caught, And This Time They're Colder Than Ever]
 

We pick on some more children.

 

Uh oh

 

Yeah let's not let the Mudkip get slaughtered

 

Not Pictured: It poisoned me

If only I had a move I could press that would destroy the Salamence in one hit

 

Pow Pow

 

Now it's your turn

 

That's cute

 

That's not so cute

 

And it has Flame Body. Welp, you know what time it is

 

Pow Pow

 

Mugged some kids for some Potions. Woo!

 

Oh, it's THIS as​shole

 

That's cute

 

That's not so cute

 

Welp, time to go back to the ol' classic

 

 

I'm not going to post the rest of this fight, for I'd rather not get banned from YCM for posting graphic content

 

Time to claim my prize!

 

Skill Link could be cool, forgot to take a picture of his moves but it was Fury Cutter, Taunt, Flatter, and Egg Bomb

 

And we continue onward

 

 

 

[spoiler=Chapter 7: The Calm Before The Storm]

I too am a connoisseur of Magikarps

 

Please don't go giving people your Old Rod. That's illegal.

 

Oh that's what you meant. Carry on then.

 

I wonder what fish I'll catch

 

That's not a fish, but it is mine

 

F A S T

 

Gemini wanted to be a dancer. Not in my household.

 

Ok, so Kricketot and Zubat. Should be easy enough.

 

That's not a Kricketot

 

And that's not a Zubat

 

AAAAAAAAAA

 

YOU'LL PAY FOR THAT

 

YOU BIIIIIITCH

 

~ After crying over losing Dot and grinding the squad a bit ~

 

Excuse me that's rude you DORK

 

And I mess up another catch. Whoops.

 

I want a Ninetales

 

who's giving these kids such powerful Pokemon?

 

After making it through the cave of OP Pokemon, I finally made it to the next town.

 

Welp, better go find him. But first

 

new squad member baybee

 

Gottem

 

Interesting moveset, but like in a bad way. At least Dragon Claw is neat.

 

What a find! I think the fossil guy is in this town too...

 

He is! Hell yeah, now I can get my

 

Goddamn it

 

Anyways, back to the mines...

 

oof

 

This bugger did not want to get caught, but with the power of anime on my side and this Premier Ball I will

 

Not catch it and end up killing it. Oh well.

 

Well then, time to find something with Judgement now!

 

Dude just crushed the rock with his bear hands. The mad man

 

Well then

 

WELL THEN

 

Uh, I think that's suppose to be Groudon's move honey

 

After making it out of the caves, I decided to put Shonen with Wallace as a back up plan in case I get crushed by the Gym. And now...

 

 

 

[spoiler=Chapter 8: The Ice Storm]

One of the dweebs in the gym has an inferior starter. Heh...

 

...nothing personnel...

 

...kid

 

Pokemon Platinum Trainer Spotlight, Featuring Darius, The Hand of Noxus

 

oh boy

 

It's a good thing I have Triple Kick!

 

This Darius took Phase Rush apparently 

 

aaaand its dead

 

IT IS TIME

 

LET'S GO BOY

 

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 

oh

 

Catch

 

These

 

HANDS

 

Bo- oh I can't Ice Punch that. Huh

 

brrap pap pap

 

and just like that it's over. so much for "tough"

 

yeah it was

 

LOOT GET

 

AAAAAAAAND ITS NOTHING. GREAT.
ALSO RETURN WAS ACTUALLY ICY WIND

 

Also this concludes this episode of this playthrough! Hopefully the next Gym Leader isn't a push over. 

 

 

 

 

[Yui]

Technology is amazing!

 

Also, I feel I should note that Dot died because I told Rep it would be fine. The one time he listened to me, something died. Take that how you will.

[👀 REP 👀]

Change of plans, this is biweekly now
 
also this time doing the commentary DURING the run instead of after
 
[spoiler=Random Plat Moemon Ep 2 - Bully Some Nerds]
The Squad

 

 

I sure did!

After a bit of chit chat and Hyper Beaming Horseas into oblivion, I make my way to Jubilife City.

 

Oh hey its this nerd again, going on about some nerd HELL YEAH again.

 

I can see at least one shady person in this city, and I'm talking to him right now

 

...like you?

 

YOU HAD ONE JOB, LOOKER.

 

Rowan is not taking these guys very seriously. 

 

Good.

 

Dude, no chill.

 

Let's do this!

 

Look at these nerds. With their Pokemon having the same pose. What a bunch of nerds.

 

OH!

 

oh

 

And then I beat the Hippo after Marowak sacrificed itself to beat Gorebyss. Huzzah.

 

no johns

 

yes, I know. he just said that

After Rowan goes on about how what Team Galactic wants to do, I'm free to play the-

 

-goddamnit

 

at least he gave me free stuff, so I guess I can't complain too much.

Anyways, onto adventure!

 

!!!

 

Hell Yeah!

 

Apparently it has Magic Guard. Wish I had known that before making it not learn Take Down, but oh well.

 

That's not a MAGIKARP, that's a rock.

 

After beating up some children I decided that I wanted to grind up my back up plan. They don't work that well as back up plan if they're pitifully weak, after all.

 

Grinding ho~

 

After a bit of grinding, I make my way to Ravaged Path and find...

 

A Politoed!

 

Well HELL YEAH, I was gonna use that... when I got the EXP Share... eventually...

 

We did it boys!

 

What do you mean Wallace fainted? He's right here!

 

Ability is a bit disappointing, but the moves are nice I guess.

 

ooooh

 

Shonen now knows Spark! Wee~

 

Oh hello there

Good thing I just learned Spark

 

We made it to flower town! Also got a Nightslash TM but forgot to screen shot it. WHOOPS

 

More free stuff!

 

Oh!

 

oh...

 

New route baybee! Let's see what's life got in store for us

 

You're not a Pokemon

I guess I'll help your papa though. Not from the goodness from my heart, but because Team Galactic is full of nerds just waiting to get bullied.

 

Before that though...

 

Oh snap

 

Hellllllllllllllll yeah

 

A tad disappointing, but I have a Sceptile so who cares. Maybe I can catch a Torchic and have all three Hoenn starters by the end of this :thinking:

 

Time to go raise 'em up a bit

 

UH OH

(For the record, this thing has Aeroblast.)

 

*sweat*
I can't grind here, but at least I didn't lose my Sceptile

 

After that scare (and a bit of fishing), I think its time to march on forwards.

 

This nerd is in my way.

 

And now he's not

also why are you complaining about your Pokemon? You had a Walrein. With Roar of Time. I mean it's no Ice Punch, but...

 

git gud

 

New area! Also new nerds to beat up.

Apparently they have tea parties, according to Yui. They lace their tea with truth serum that taste like peppermint.

 

Probably for that tea that Yui mentioned.

 

Welp time to smash some nerds

 

No longer a loud boy, Shonen has decided that he want to be Bob Ross now.

 

And with that we beat both of them fairly easily. Nerds.

 

And I got the money Honey!

 

I'm not done with these nerds just yet.

 

No john. I was the key.

 

You've always been the loser

 

OH GOD NOT YOU AGAIN

 

Ok good this one didn't have Shadow Tag... or Arena Trap... or whatever didn't let me switch.

 

After a scary encounter with Castform, its time to take on the boss!
 

You are also my favorite of the three

 

NANI!?

 

Let's do this

 

ok then

 

(thank you @Yui for this spicy meme)

 

 

 

It actually lived, oh my. 

Good thing it only went for Magnet Bomb and didn't do much.

 

And another anti-climatic boss fight done!

 

o-oh

 

bye bye

 

and that will wrap up the episode! Right after I go to the Poke-

 

goddamnit

 

I already did your job for you.

 

Indeed. Can I leave now?

 

Now that I'm done I can actually go to the Poke-

 

mon center and finish the episode.

 

Thanks for reading this episode! Next time we'll continue the story.

 

 

 

[Yui]

Wallace evolved :O

 

Also I did some research. It's Jupiter that has a Skuntank, not Mars. She has a Purugly. Randomizer machine was working the whole time and we're just stupid, frendo.

[LordCowCowCowCowCowCowCowCow]

I liked it because you acknowledge Mars as the best

[👀 REP 👀]

Another change of plans, I'm not good at keeping a schedule.
 
[spoiler=Random Plat Moemon Ep 3 - Wasted Potential]
The Squad

 

 

Today we start our adventure with some grinding, especially poor little Wallace.

 

Well sh​it

 

Luckily it really liked using Hail and Protect, even though Psycho Cut would of demolished me if it kept using it. :sweat:

 

After grinding up Wallace a bit to not uselessness, we continue onward. Adventure!

 

Hooray for Sketch!

 

There's a house a few steps down that heals your Pokemon.

You can literally see it from here

What is wrong with you

 

New area

New waifu

Weee

 

No

 

I said no

 

WOMEN
I SAID NO

 

NO I DIDN'T

 

AAAAAAAAAAAAA ITS BLAZIKEN HOLY SH​IT

 

CHERYL YOU BIT​CH NO

 

Luckily, its socially acceptable to not count anything with Cheryl as an actual encounter, and its really up to me (at least according to this thread Yui found). Since Cheryl is out of my control, I wont count it as my first encounter.

 

Anyways...

 

NOT LIKE THIS

 

:SWEAT:

 

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

NOT LIKE THIS

 

 

NOW IM ANGRY

 

 

Also got an Icy Rock. I have a Heat Rock and a Damp Rock to go with it. Soon I'll have all the Infinity Stones! 

 

Considering you obliterated like half the forest with Judgement, I'm pretty sure you would of been fine.

 

Oh!

 

oh

 

Well, at least now I can actually try and catch something.

 

Could be worse, but it's no Blaziken. Oh well, dream's dead anyways (RIP Axle ;-;7)

 

Oh my

 

Welp

 

And just like that we're at the next city.

 

This is bringing up bad memories

 

Oh no it's Lord Explosion Murder!

 

Never mind, false alarm

 

oh its this as​shole

 

no I came here to chew as​s and kick bubblegum

and I'm all out of a​ss

 

oh its this as​shole

 

I don't like where this is going

 

:thinking:

 

So I've been told.

 

New area! I should go stock up on Pokeba-

 

WHY

 

Yeah yeah ok

 

Cut get!

 

Now to go to that Pokemart and find out what's in the Route 211!

 

oof. Too bad Axle died before I could get all 3 Hoenn Starters, assuming I catch this.

 

Gottem!

 

Let's go train up our new recruit.

 

After a bit of training, it's time to take on the Gym and end the episode!

First, I got to clear up Gardena's Goons though.

 

That's not a Grass-type

 

OH NO NO NO

 

not even close baby

 

After smacking her goons around it's time to fight the boss girl herself.

 

That's the scent of blood you smell

 

LETS DO THIS

 

and she starts with Chatot. Meh.

 

First one down, put up more of a fight than I thought.

 

A slightly more threatening Pokemon.

 

uh oh

 

:sweat:

 

another bites the dust

 

the final boss

 

oh no if only I had a fully accurate move that Bonzi is known for having to finish off this weaken opponent

 

and she used a potion when I Ice Punched her. Guess I gotta risk Submission now

 

we hit those boiis

 

badge get!

 

tm get!

 

goddamn it another useless TM

 

and with that we conclude this episode. join me next time when I take on team galactic and maybe do some other stuff I don't know 

 

 

[LordCowCowCowCowCowCowCowCow]

You may have won but you won using the sheet that is Submission so you didn't really win.

[Super Chaos Sonic]

So Rep, did you catch anything at the Old Chateau yet? I'm fairly certain that might be a new encounter for you. You'd be getting mostly Ghosts there plus the chance to get a Rotom, but since it's a Ranzomizer...Ghosts might not be what is appearing.

[👀 REP 👀]

So Rep, did you catch anything at the Old Chateau yet? I'm fairly certain that might be a new encounter for you. You'd be getting mostly Ghosts there plus the chance to get a Rotom, but since it's a Ranzomizer...Ghosts might not be what is appearing.

I have not checked out the Old Chateau, I'll have to get around doing that next episode (soon). A Rotom would be amazing, and with my luck of having certain aspects stay the same (looking at you, Anger Point and Water Absorb) maybe I'll get one :D

probably not though

[Super Chaos Sonic]

I have not checked out the Old Chateau, I'll have to get around doing that next episode (soon). A Rotom would be amazing, and with my luck of having certain aspects stay the same (looking at you, Anger Point and Water Absorb) maybe I'll get one :D

probably not though

 

Hey, at this point whatever you can get will help. Believe me, my recent adventures in Nuzlocking have DEFINITELY shown to take whatever you can get XD

[👀 REP 👀]

 

HOLD ON TO YOUR BUTTS, KIDS

 
NO APOLOGIES

NO EXPLANATION

JUST ICE PUNCH

 
 
[spoiler=Random Plat Moemon Ep 3 - Rep Is Back, Back Again]
The Squad

 

 

So now I consult @@Yui to figure out what's goin' on.

 

. . .

 

Alright, I gotta go kick some bubblegum and chew some ass.

 

But first

 

 

Boom!

 

It's show time!

 

Oh hey it's you again!

...

who are you again?

 

oh yeah, I remember now

go away

 

something something elon musk

 

Oh yeah totally. Here's this rare Pokemon I got, it's called Hupdogge.

 

And our first battle of the revival! And its a double battle. Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

 

It's a baby marijuana and a cold tree

 

:eyes:

 

PSYCHO CUT NO

 

OH NO
It has Download

And it got an Attack boost

UHHHH

 

Hmmmmmm

This is a really hard choice

 

I won, but...

at what cost

RIP Shonen

Time to go read Slice of Life instead

 

;_;7

 

Is this TM here to Spite Shonen's death?

 

Now I'm angry

 

@@God Emperor Cow

 

n e a t

 

Alright, time to take on the head honcho

 

ass

I'm out of bubblegum

 

...and this is her first Pokemon. How disappointing.

 

THIS IS FOR SHONEN

SECRET TEQNIQUE: EISA PAUNCHU

 

That's a lot more impressive

 

Ooooooh boy

 

So uh, it just Stockpiled 3 times and then flung a Sitrus Berry at me while I'm b u l k i n g  u p

ok

 

nevermind this thing fuc​king sucks

 

thatwaseasy.jpg

 

N I C E
 

and with that, we'll wrap up the episode. I'll try and post more regularly from now on.

 

 

[Super Chaos Sonic]

First Yui and now Rep?! It's either Christmas happening at the end of September or a Halloween Miracle!!

 

Rip Shonen tho. I felt that over here just reading this...fare thee well, Shonen T-T7 ....also, Old Chateau encounter?

[👀 REP 👀]

First Yui and now Rep?! It's either Christmas happening at the end of September or a Halloween Miracle!!

 

Rip Shonen tho. I felt that over here just reading this...fare thee well, Shonen T-T7 ....also, Old Chateau encounter?

 

Yeah Shonen going is sad boys indeed ;_;7

As for Old Chateau, I haven't done it yet. Next episode though~

[Super Chaos Sonic]

Yeah Shonen going is sad boys indeed ;_;7

As for Old Chateau, I haven't done it yet. Next episode though~

 

Yeah, you'll definitely need something to fill the gap that Shonen left...rest her soul T-T

 

Here's hoping for something good!

[LordCowCowCowCowCowCowCowCow]

I hope Bonzi dies