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Nirvana Company, the world's greatest company "filed for bankruptcy today, inexplicable underwater cooking venture"


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@ Sorry. We couldn't hear you. Your comments were drowned out by a loud shriek from next thread.

 

@ Next, we're afraid when it comes out of the box it will make a squeaking sound.

 

@@Flash Flyer - Sakura You mean from the Styrofoam packing material? It's a loser noise. That sound tested extremely low.

 

@SK79LinkXyz Are you trying this marketing thing anywhere else in YCM? Or just here?

 

@@Flame Dragon All over. It's spreading like a virus.

 

@SK79LinkXyz I gotta go.

 

@@Zaziuma "YCM, the world's greatest forum" filed for bankruptcy today. "inexplicable venture in underwater cooking" headquarters destroyed in blaze "YCM stock fell 180 points "to negative 20 and an eighth. "the forum holds A single member responsible."

 

@@Dad Well, congratulations.

 

@SK79LinkXyz For what? Destroying a 90-year-old Forum?

 

@@Dad You're now well-known in your industry. Fame is more important than competence.

 

@SK79LinkXyz Are you saying I'm more enjoyable as a famous screwup than I was as a competent nobody?

 

@@Darkrai That's how it works.

 

@SK79LinkXyz I don't see how.

 

@@Dad There's some things you're not meant to know.

 

@@Alaina Well uh, I see that your qualifications are impeccable. And even though I myself, or someone very much like me ban you for divulging YCM secrets I see that you are now a well-known industry figure.

 

@SK79LinkXyz Can I have my old post count back?

 

@@Alaina I guess so.

 

@SK79LinkXyz Yes!

 

@@Dad You have entered a No-merriment Zone. Discontinue your forum satisfaction now.

 

@SK79LinkXyz Ah home.

 

@@God Emperor Cow I'll introduce you around. You'll like @@Draconus297 He's almost completely bald.

 

@SK79LinkXyz Sure. I was wondering Hmm? Seeing as the main competition has gone belly-up are these security precautions still necessary?

 

@@Alaina You know, you're right.

 

@ I can never remember the passwords anyway.

 

@@Flash Flyer - Sakura Attention, members, attention- As of this moment All security procedures are suspended. Please return to your normal state of semi-comatose clock-watching.

 

@@Darkrai Oh, thank God.

 

@@Dad Finally.

 

@@Flame Dragon No! Oh, well, back to work.

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The one reference to me in this thread called me bald: 0/10.

12/10

 

@@Draconus297 For instance, did you realize The leading cause of death in YCM is no longer black plague.

 

@SK79LINKXYZ Oh, really? What is?

 

@@Draconus297 Here we go- it's "self-inflicted gunshot wounds"? Must be a typo. Excuse me.

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