Mutant Monster RAEG-HAPYP Posted February 24, 2018 Report Share Posted February 24, 2018 Like the time he accidentally ended up in the middle of Azerbaijan after developed an inter dimensional molecular teleportation device that was meant to send him to Mars, not Azerbaijan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dad Posted February 24, 2018 Report Share Posted February 24, 2018 Like the time he accidentally ended up in the middle of Azerbaijan after developed an inter dimensional molecular teleportation device that was meant to send him to Mars, not Azerbaijan. I met Morgan Freeman in the desert and he gave me the blueprint for anti-matter device which I used to restructure YCM. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mutant Monster RAEG-HAPYP Posted February 24, 2018 Author Report Share Posted February 24, 2018 I met Morgan Freeman in the desert and he gave me the blueprint for anti-matter device which I used to restructure YCM.Get to the part with Clint Eastwood :< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dad Posted February 24, 2018 Report Share Posted February 24, 2018 Get to the part with Clint Eastwood :< You mean when he rose out of the sand and told us he had a quest for us? So, when we met Clint Eastwood, Morgan Freeman told me, "I must depart, my son. My work here is done." He exploded into a shower of fried chicken, root beer, and malt liquor. So I had to take on the quest alone. Clint Eastwood told me that he wanted me to prove his existence by posting on YCM. However, as I speak, he's standing over my shoulder watching me type every word while he breathily tells me about the "old days before all the blacks left Wakanda". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mutant Monster RAEG-HAPYP Posted February 24, 2018 Author Report Share Posted February 24, 2018 You mean when he rose out of the sand and told us he had a quest for us? So, when we met Clint Eastwood, Morgan Freeman told me, "I must depart, my son. My work here is done." He exploded into a shower of fried chicken, root beer, and malt liquor. So I had to take on the quest alone. Clint Eastwood told me that he wanted me to prove his existence by posting on YCM. However, as I speak, he's standing over my shoulder watching me type every word while he breathily tells me about the "old days before all the blacks left Wakanda".Don’t forget about the vehicle break down that led to you defeating Kraven the Hunter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dad Posted February 24, 2018 Report Share Posted February 24, 2018 Don’t forget about the vehicle break down that led to you defeating Kraven the Hunter. Man me and Kraven wouldna even had no beef if the jabroni had just let me borrow a 20 to get a new starter. I mean, c'mon b. We was RIGHT there next to autozone. He gon talk bout "Oh I ain't got it" with a stack of hundies in his hand. Like, you fake ass jabroni. Then wanna get mad when I talk sheet about his ugly ass fur coat. Lookin like a fuckin ass backwards Elvis. I took his money too. Brb goin buy a stack of nudie mags. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mutant Monster RAEG-HAPYP Posted February 24, 2018 Author Report Share Posted February 24, 2018 Man me and Kraven wouldna even had no beef if the jabroni had just let me borrow a 20 to get a new starter. I mean, c'mon b. We was RIGHT there next to autozone. He gon talk bout "Oh I ain't got it" with a stack of hundies in his hand. Like, you fake ass jabroni. Then wanna get mad when I talk sheet about his ugly ass fur coat. Lookin like a fuckin ass backwards Elvis. I took his money too. Brb goin buy a stack of nudie mags. I love ur stories but this is why he is a supervillian to spiderman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dad Posted February 24, 2018 Report Share Posted February 24, 2018 I love ur stories but this is why he is a supervillian to spiderman Y'know, speakin of Spidey, I talked to Pete a few days ago. He was out kickin it with deadpool and you know them niggas ain't even invite me to go get chimichangas? I ain't never been more disrespected in my life smh. That's why I rewrote his story so that Gwen falls in love with Flash and accidentally exposes him to a superstrain of the symbiote, to create a enemy stronger than Carnage. Ol jabroniass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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LordCowCowCowCowCowCowCowCow Posted February 24, 2018 Report Share Posted February 24, 2018 It's like Raeg and Dad have developed their own language Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mutant Monster RAEG-HAPYP Posted February 25, 2018 Author Report Share Posted February 25, 2018 Y'know, speakin of Spidey, I talked to Pete a few days ago. He was out kickin it with deadpool and you know them niggas ain't even invite me to go get chimichangas? I ain't never been more disrespected in my life smh. That's why I rewrote his story so that Gwen falls in love with Flash and accidentally exposes him to a superstrain of the symbiote, to create a enemy stronger than Carnage. Ol jabroniass.Remember that time you slapped Lex Luthor in front of half of Metropolis, then proceeded to drive away in the Ferrari like a boss? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simping For Hina Posted February 25, 2018 Report Share Posted February 25, 2018 It's like Raeg and Dad have developed their own languagethe next stage of human evolution happening right in front of us Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mutant Monster RAEG-HAPYP Posted February 25, 2018 Author Report Share Posted February 25, 2018 It's like Raeg and Dad have developed their own languageYou got to know this the remix right hereGrand hustle baby it’s the kings right here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dad Posted February 25, 2018 Report Share Posted February 25, 2018 Remember that time you slapped Lex Luthor in front of half of Metropolis, then proceeded to drive away in the Ferrari like a boss? That sheet only had a half tank. I almost didn't make it to Gotham. Fortunately for me, "Batman" decided to underestimate me and I stole that jabroni batmobile LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dova Posted February 25, 2018 Report Share Posted February 25, 2018 the next stage of human evolution happening right in front of us Can we even call this level of ascendance human at this point? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Crouton Posted February 25, 2018 Report Share Posted February 25, 2018 Mimic Dadavon is the greatest ability in JRPG history. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mutant Monster RAEG-HAPYP Posted February 25, 2018 Author Report Share Posted February 25, 2018 That sheet only had a half tank. I almost didn't make it to Gotham. Fortunately for me, "Batman" decided to underestimate me and I stole that jabroni batmobile LOLeh batman has a fleet of em Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mutant Monster RAEG-HAPYP Posted February 25, 2018 Author Report Share Posted February 25, 2018 @@Dad this is relevant: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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