CowCow accidentally poisoned after forgetting that Australian CowCow’s udder is filled with venom.

[Mutant Monster RAEG-HAPYP]

“See, this is why we talked about not inviting Australian CowCow,” CowCow said as he was rushed into the hospital.

 

“Shut yo’ beef ass up and take it like a man,” Dad told CowCow.

 

This happened at the cow gathering, so many cows were there, and many cows expressed their thoughts. Here are some:

 

“COMRADE MAKE COWCOW SICK. OFF TO GULAG FOR COMRADE” ~Vladimir the Cow.

 

“I say, it is quite repulsive that this fellow bovine is so inconsiderate of his surroundings. Care for a glass of tea, old chap?” British CowCow.

 

“I know what you’re thinking; Did I fire six shots, or only five?” Clint the Cow.

 

“Bruuuuuhhhhhh, have you ever, like, thought that if the Australian CowCow has a venomous thingy, like bruh, where the milk. Heh heh heh...” Stoner CowCow

[chairman ali]

this is why misc is bullshit

[LordCowCowCowCowCowCowCowCow]

this is why misc is bullshit

i s2g if this was a pun...