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SHOCKING: Following the sexual harassment allegation against CowCow by a ceiling fan, a Tyrannosaurus accuses him as well.


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“It’s only a matter of time before a banana peel comes out,” The tyrannosaurus, who wishes to remain anonymous, stated.

 

“See? This is why y’all need to lock this beefbutt up,” Dad remarked as he was preparing to distribute more “CowCow for Prison” fliers.

 

CowCow has denied the allegations. “YOU are witnessing the single greatest YCM witch hunt in history! Crooked Dad is the one people should be mad at! Sad!” CowCow shouted on some stage before Tayshaun the Cow intereupted. “Yo CowCow, I’m sad for you and imma let you finish but I think Laquisha the Cow should have won instead of Dad.” Tayshaun the Cow said. However, Dad was secretly watching, and he brought Sir Christopher Beltumbus with him, sooooooo.....

 

Winter was unable to comment as he accidentally melted into water when trying to bake some cookies.

 

Last I heard, MACHISMO was still being sad and sheet over losing the “murica funk yeah” contest to his brother yet again. Thus, he was also unable to comment.

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This is accurate.

DAD FOR SUPREME RULER

 

COWCOW FOR PRISON

 

Update: Carl the Cow has now accused CowCow of money laundering and running dairy extortion rackets. CowCow has also allegedly accused Dad of being a fed.

 

“Crooked Agent Dad should be investigated!” CowCow angrily remarked as he flipped over a table.

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