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BREAKING NEWS: CowCow’s arch nemesis, Dr. Phil C. Beefstein, uses weaponized Philly Cheesesteak and milkshake to turn one YCM member into a thot.


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This is his modus operandi. Be careful.

 

Also, I will not reveal which YCM member turned into a thot because I ain’t no snitch. However, will tell you that another YCMer has also been given weaponized food. This member is turning into a banana at an alarming rate. His other victims include:

 

•Mutant Monster Raeg aka raeg+hapyp+polymerization

•A YCMer turning into Mr. Potato Head

•A YCMer turning into a carrot

•A YCMer turning into Young Thug

 

Still no names. I ain’t no snitch.

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Dr. Phil C. Beefstein was once CowCow’s top scientist/researcher until CowCow declined his idea to weaponize dairy products against Carl the Cow. So, Phil went to the Evil University of Evilness to become a bad cow.

 

He currently operates a Philly Cheesesteak stand. They say his cheesesteaks are 5 times better than CowCow’s burgers, but, Phil is a mad scientist. Maybe he makes them good so he can conduct secret yet wtf experiments using them. Maybe he’s using them and ice cream and stuff to fulfill his goals. Or something. He’s evil. That’s all you need to know.

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