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BREAKING NEWS: The True Identity of Randomizer Revealed


Nathanael D. Striker

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Riots fill YCM's streets as the identity of the randomizer becomes public knowledge. For years, the mysterious randomizer has pitted friend against friend, brother against brother in brutal fights in the YMB Tournaments. However, an anonymous tip to YCM News reveals that Sakura has been the person responsible in order to fund an army of robotic clones.

 

"I cannot believe Sakura would make me fight my own brother," said Nico, a YMB participant who had to face Mirei during YMB VII Redemption.

 

"I'm surprised no one caught on after the debacle that was YMB VI," said Yui. "Sakura funked that one up completely, and yet no one looked back at the others to see the same exact thing happening."

 

Sakura's own Lieutenant, Striker, denounced him for his transgressions. "We cannot have a mod defile our most cherished pass time the way Sakura has defiled YMB. I call for an immediate investigation to every action that Sakura has done so that justice may finally be done. #Striker4Mod2k18"

 

Crazy Winter has called for Sakura's immediate resignation along with the resignation of every Mod pre-Black/CowCow. Why? YCM News has no idea.

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Crazy Winter has called for Sakura's immediate resignation along with the resignation of every Mod pre-Black/CowCow. Why? YCM News has no idea.

Implying I wouldn't call for Cow and Black to resign

Every time you touch a fad, you ruin it.  Way to go.

funk off, this was so funny I forgot to laugh

 

I then went and filled some gas while thinking of Striker

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