BREAKING NEWS: Black Accused Of Rigging Election, Running Secret Gay-For-Pay Operation For Votes

[Just Crouton]

 

Not too long after recently promoted moderator Cow was accused of sexual harassment, YCM's three-time promoted mod Black is now being accused of rigging the election by using a gay-for-pay site to get patrons to vote for him in exchange for sexual content.

 

"[black] told me I just had to make an account on some shitty forum and vote for him" an anonymous customer told YCM News. "It was literally the cheapest G4P service I've ever paid for."

 

The content Black provided for his customers were too disturbing for YCM News to show. Content included dick pics, heinous acts on a pie, and giving a 10 out of 10 review to Michael Bay's Transformers: The Last Knight while wearing nothing but a Cowboy hat.

 

Black's self-declared senpai, MACHISMO, defended Black's operation, declaring "[MACHISMO] raised Black to be a ruthless, and a badass sumajabroni. If you ain't cheatin', you ain't tryin'! Ya'll just pussies!"

 

Most in the YCM community, however, were appalled.

 

Hi I'm Dad was heard screaming "AH!!! YOU'RE ALL GIVING ME A HEADACHE" in a shrill voice.

 

"Woah" UltimateIRS told YCM News.

 

Winter initially called for Black's public flogging and subsequent execution, but has since backpedaled, suggesting a lighter punishment in exchange for a copy of the pie video "for a friend."

 

 

[LordCowCowCowCowCowCowCowCow]

Ah, the scandal, the outrage, I am appalled!...

...I never got such an offer!

[Northern Sage]

Pfft.

C'mon guys, really? You can find gay porn for free super easily.

At least that's what I heard from a friend.

[J-Max]

Black offered me a pie for a vote with a hole in the middle. I ate it too. Well sheet.....

[Northern Sage]

Black offered me a pie for a vote with a hole in the middle. I ate it too. Well sheet.....

He offered me an oddly-shaped peach, but I declinef.

[Ryusei the Morning Star]

Winter initially called for Black's public flogging and subsequent execution, but has since backpedaled, suggesting a lighter punishment in exchange for a copy of the pie video "for a friend."

 

OMG...

[Mr. Best Male 2008]

Winter initially called for Black's public flogging and subsequent execution, but has since backpedaled, suggesting a lighter punishment in exchange for a copy of the pie video "for a friend."

 

OMG...

 

u gonna share the vid tho, asking for my penis

[Ryusei the Morning Star]

My friend has it

It's being studied for acedemic research

[Blake]

I'm going to have to ask you to leave me out of things like this. I don't want to be associated with it.

[Ryusei the Morning Star]

I had a feeling that would happen

[Northern Sage]

Apologies. Won't happen again.

[Just Crouton]

I'm going to have to ask you to leave me out of things like this. I don't want to be associated with it.

 

got it, sorry :(

[Dad]

I'm going to have to ask you to leave me out of things like this. I don't want to be associated with it.

 

Understandable have a nice day.