.Rooster Posted January 25, 2018 Report Share Posted January 25, 2018 your mom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astolfo Posted January 25, 2018 Author Report Share Posted January 25, 2018 Star-Lord, man. Legendary outlaw.What's an awesome line from a hot as funk an amazing movie star? New answer: Because I'm the only piece of human garbage allowed to take your hard-earned money.Why should I marry you? HEATHENS!What do I call people who don't believe flat chests are justice? Last I saw him he fell into a sack of potatoes.Where'd Falling Pizza go this time? I'm just Saiyan.Stop with the Goku jokes already, you've made over 9000 of them. Phillip JeffriesWhy should I watch Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me? 10 inchesHow big was the di- sub that went inside of me yesterday? his username.Why are you giving me an answer to a question I already posted? Because sometimes, you have to look at yourself in the mirror and ask "why?"How come I feel depressed sometimes? new answer: You're not very good at this, are you? your momWhat's a crappy overused joke? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draconus297 Posted January 25, 2018 Report Share Posted January 25, 2018 That was amazing. 10/10, best response I've ever gotten. New answer, so this thread of wit never dies: The best explanation I can give you is that it's like a puzzle, except that half the pieces don't fit with one anther comfortably and the other half are actively trying to murder your family. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Dr Professor Spaz Posted January 25, 2018 Report Share Posted January 25, 2018 New answer: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~British Soul~ Posted January 25, 2018 Report Share Posted January 25, 2018 Blame Konami Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
👀 REP 👀 Posted January 26, 2018 Report Share Posted January 26, 2018 People suck, that's why Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dad Posted January 26, 2018 Report Share Posted January 26, 2018 No, don't put that there! Try the other end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yui Posted January 26, 2018 Report Share Posted January 26, 2018 At least twenty different explosives, and a trained duck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Urayne Posted January 26, 2018 Report Share Posted January 26, 2018 You're not very good at this, are you? eh i joke around. new answer: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathanael D. Striker Posted January 26, 2018 Report Share Posted January 26, 2018 All I can say is that you won't be alive to see its conclusion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astolfo Posted January 27, 2018 Author Report Share Posted January 27, 2018 That was amazing. 10/10, best response I've ever gotten. New answer, so this thread of wit never dies: The best explanation I can give you is that it's like a puzzle, except that half the pieces don't fit with one anther comfortably and the other half are actively trying to murder your family.How to describe step parents? New answer: WHAT DO WE DO TO DA FALSE QUEEN? Blame KonamiWhy is YCMaker gone? People suck, that's whyHow come suicide due to bullying is one of the highest cause of death for young teens and adults? No, don't put that there! Try the other end.Why do I still listen to your advice when the last time I listened ended up with a shower head stuck up my butt? At least twenty different explosives, and a trained duck.What's North Korea's current weaponry level? eh i joke around. new answer: What are the DJs who put on carols on the radio November 1st thinking? All I can say is that you won't be alive to see its conclusion.When will One Piece end? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathanael D. Striker Posted January 27, 2018 Report Share Posted January 27, 2018 It's a trap! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draconus297 Posted January 27, 2018 Report Share Posted January 27, 2018 New answer: For the last time, no! We murdered a man and his son! Now stop asking! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~~ Posted January 27, 2018 Report Share Posted January 27, 2018 I can't believe love just passed me by Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~British Soul~ Posted January 27, 2018 Report Share Posted January 27, 2018 No good asking me, I don't even know the answer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Rooster Posted January 27, 2018 Report Share Posted January 27, 2018 Final Solution / Endlösung Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Dr Professor Spaz Posted January 27, 2018 Report Share Posted January 27, 2018 New answer Stop breathing. Problem solved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astolfo Posted January 28, 2018 Author Report Share Posted January 28, 2018 It's a trap!Friend: "Man, this Astolfo character sure is a cute girl, isn't she?" New answer: For the last time, no! We murdered a man and his son! Now stop asking!Can I go to the candy store? I want a lollipop! I can't believe love just passed me byWhat are my thoughts every single time a car passes by on the road? No good asking me, I don't even know the answer."What's the question again?" Final Solution / EndlösungWhat's an example of taking things just a bit too far? New answer Stop breathing. Problem solved.How does one solve depression? (Disclaimer: Not actually advocating for suicide for the depressed. Please don't do that, for anyone reading, if you are going through depression. Find resources, talk to friends, etc.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yui Posted January 28, 2018 Report Share Posted January 28, 2018 Play a healer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathanael D. Striker Posted January 28, 2018 Report Share Posted January 28, 2018 Aliens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draconus297 Posted January 28, 2018 Report Share Posted January 28, 2018 New answer: I prescribe a healthy dose of fire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Dr Professor Spaz Posted January 28, 2018 Report Share Posted January 28, 2018 New answer Because the barnacle was so ugly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astolfo Posted January 29, 2018 Author Report Share Posted January 29, 2018 Play a healer.What is the appropriate response to Genjis spamming "I need healing"? Aliens.What is the explanation for the existence of candy? New answer: I prescribe a healthy dose of fire.Doctor, what do you recommend for flat-earthers? New answer Because the barnacle was so uglyHow come the barnacle was always bullied at barnaclass? pls dun hurt me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yui Posted January 29, 2018 Report Share Posted January 29, 2018 Because Yui said so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draconus297 Posted January 29, 2018 Report Share Posted January 29, 2018 New answer: Because I am king now, and I've been given unmitigated godly power. Also, it's amusing. Look at them squirming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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