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You will be assigned to a department of the Badfic Elimination Society based on your personality.

 

LET US BEGIN

 

[spoiler=What are you talking about?]The Badfic Elimination Society (B.E.S.) is an organization modeled around the successful Protectors of the Plot Continuum. The agents enter canon worlds and get rid of the badfic. There are many departments, each specializing in something different.

 

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You wouldn't mind doing us all some SCIENCE, would you?

 

Department of Science

Department job: To do research into things like Mary Sues, Phlebotinum, Possessors, Plotholes, and other Anomalies. Closely related to other Departments.

Department head: Carbon copy of Bill Nye the Science Guy

 

Title: Scientist

K

You seem like a fighter.

 

Department of Sue-Slaying

Department job: Finding and killing Mary Sues, reversing some of the mind control they use on characters to make themselves look good. Completely reversing character damage is also a job. Be warned; Mary Sues have a tendency to bite when provoked (though most are dumber than rocks)

Department head: Leo (a snarky Tiger's Eye Dragon)

Title: Slayer

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You seem like a fighter.

 

Department of Sue-Slaying

Department job: Finding and killing Mary Sues, reversing some of the mind control they use on characters to make themselves look good. Completely reversing character damage is also a job. Be warned; Mary Sues have a tendency to bite when provoked (though most are dumber than rocks)

Department head: Leo (a snarky Tiger's Eye Dragon)

Title: Slayer

So I'm a thot slayer

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all fan fiction is bad fan fiction

Let’s... keep you well away from Analysis.

 

Department of Mary Sues

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Department of Romance

Department job: Locating characters that have been placed in an ulikely/plain badly written relationship, and exorcising the Phantomalies that are possessing them from them. You must then dissipate the Phantomalies.

Department head: Angel (a homophobic, sooper angery, somewhat SJW Christian Angel Dragon)

Title: Exmakers

 

So I'm a thot slayer

A Sue doesn’t have to be a thot to deserve death. They can be just as annoying! (in fact, they are just as annoying, because they’re all the same; flat characters with no personality!)
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