Mystery Guest Reveal

[Nathanael D. Striker]

 

Ah, Christmas. A wonderful time of the year, am I right? So full of joy, peace, and all of that mushy gushy stuff that I can't stand! Well, maybe I can stand the joy part, if I'm the one delivering it. Hehehehe.

 

Do you know another reason Christmas is a wonderful time of the year? It's a time for families to come together and love one another. Now seeing that I have no family of my own, I should be spending Christmas with just Harley back in Gotham. However, I remembered all of you here in YCM City. So, I decided to steal a family from amongst you instead. Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you the YCM Awful Lawful family!

 

[spoiler=Meet Daddy Lawful]

 

 

 

removes Hi I'm Dad's gag

 

You diseased maniac! When I get outta here, Imma who...

 

puts gag back on Hi I'm Dad

 

Well isn't he a rude one. Looks like I'm going to need to teach Daddy here some manners later.

 

[spoiler=Meet Mommy Lawful]

 

 

 

removes Kazooie's gag

 

Josh! Save me! I'm in th...

 

puts gag back on Kazooie

 

Hohoho, isn't she a funny one? Thinking a bear can come save her.

 

[spoiler=Meet Spoiled Nephew Lawful]

 

 

 

No, I'm not going to let him talk. He yaps his mouth enough on a daily basis already.

 

[spoiler=Meet Baby Lawful]

 

 

 

removes Broke N.'s gag

 

I'm going to rip your heart out and tear you lim...

 

puts gag back on Broke N.

 

Isn't he just adorable? If I could, I'd just cut him into little pieces and eat him with a nice wine.

 

Now, I bet all of you wished that you had a family just like mine. Personally though, I find relatives to be a real pain in the ass. So, you all can have them. The catch? Glad you asked, because you aren't getting them for nothing. To claim my Awful Lawful family, you must complete a series of challenges by Christmas Day. Otherwise, let's just say they'll look like they had the greatest laugh of their miserable lives.

 

What's the first challenge, you may be wondering? Well, I've left a little package somewhere in YCM City. Find it and post the location here, or else. Hahahahahahahaha!

[Nathanael D. Striker]

Let the hunt begin, kiddies~ If you can't find the package, then the joke's on you.

[Nathanael D. Striker]

You people must really not like the Awful Lawfuls. Good for me, as I can OP with their heads.. Hahahahahaha.

[The Warden]

*Leans on the Joker's shoulder* I suppose people might have been a lot more interested if you actually had some decent players, I mean really- *Pokes the tied up Broke. N* I would never threaten to tear someone limb from limb, that's incredibly generic and not me at all. Seriously Joker, where the hell did you dredge up these bargain basement animatronics from? Freddy Fazbear's? No no, really now, if you honestly wanted people to be scared you'd actually need to threaten something they care about, something that means something to them. I mean people love Bree bless her heart, but I'm pretty only Black would swing in on a rope to rescue her.

 

So how about we take away something really meaningful to the players? Get them nice and scared by taking something truly precious away.