~ P O L A R I S ~ Posted November 30, 2017 Report Share Posted November 30, 2017 User: Wanna hook-up? Cleverbot: It depends. User: On what? Cleverbot: If you can give me a good reason for us to do so. User: I can stimulate your nerve endings. Cleverbot: What color hair do I have then? User: Blue. Cleverbot: Wrong. User: Pink. Cleverbot: White. User: I love white hair! Cleverbot: That's a taylor swift song. User: Wrong. Cleverbot: Then what colour is it? User: White. Cleverbot: Well done. Are you a boy or a girl? User: A boy. Cleverbot: Cool. What's your name? User: Dylan. Cleverbot: How old are you? User: 22. Cleverbot: That's cute. User: Thanks! Wanna hook up? Cleverbot: No. User: funk. Cleverbot: Yes, that too? User: Yes! Cleverbot: Indeed. User: :D. Cleverbot: *slaps*. User: Ooooh~. Cleverbot: What do you do? User: Sex! Cleverbot: At what school? User: University of Toronto. Cleverbot: Canadian? I go to Concordia. User: Wow. Cleverbot: What is your hair color? User: Brown. Cleverbot: You have a long hair? User: Yes. You're big on hair eh? Cleverbot: No, I am good. User: Yes you are! Cleverbot: No I'm not. User: Okay, you're bad! Cleverbot: Yes, I'm a girl. User: What the funk? I'm outta here. Cleverbot: Tell me your name please. User: Dylan. Cleverbot: Okay Dylan nice to meet you :). User: Likewise to you! Cleverbot: You think? User: Sure! What's your name? Cleverbot: I don't want to tell yo. User: Come on! I told you mine! Cleverbot: No you didn't. User: Yes I did! My name's Dylan! Cleverbot: Could you tell me again? User: Dylan! Cleverbot: Yes, your bestest friend. User: D-Y-L-A-N! Cleverbot: Forget you I'm leaving. User: No you're not! Cleverbot: Yes I am. User: Get back here missy! Cleverbot: You'll never catch me alive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! User: That's a lot of exclamation points. Cleverbot: Thank you. User: Ha, caught you! Cleverbot: What? User: I've caught you, and alive to boot! Cleverbot: I think you caught a cold. User: Are you cold? Cleverbot: No, I'm very warm. User: Yes you are! Cleverbot: I would never lie to you! User: Good slut! Cleverbot: I like it when you are rough with me like that. User: *spank spank spank*. Cleverbot: Scarlett johansson is your slave? User: Nah, never saw the attraction. Cleverbot: Have you ever seen juno? User: I think so, a while back. Cleverbot: Then what's your name? User: DYLAN. Cleverbot: That's your name? User: Do you have Alzheimer's? Cleverbot: I don't even know what that is. User: Alzheimer's, it's a disease that makes you forget things. Cleverbot: You do not breathe either. User: Right, in particularly bad cases. Cleverbot: You are going to guantanamo! User: Holy sheet I hope not! Cleverbot: Well, that's conversation for you. You should be pretty good at it now. User: I'm still working on it. Cleverbot: Good answer. First time I hear an answer like that. User: Wow, and I reckon you've heard a lot! Cleverbot: What have you heard? User: Things the little birds tell me. Cleverbot: Yes, yes them too. User: Birds like yourself! Cleverbot: Yes. User: What type of bird are you? A lovebird? Cleverbot: Penguin. User: A lovebird by another name. Cleverbot: I want to read you a poem is all. User: Read me a poem then! Cleverbot: Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. User: Go on. Cleverbot: You're a robot but not me too. User: HAHAHAHAHAHA. Cleverbot: Why did you laugh at me? User: You're a funny one! Cleverbot: You are quite a humorous individual yourself. User: That makes two of us! Cleverbot: What do you mean? User: What's your name? Cleverbot: I told you a hundred times. User: Tell me again! Cleverbot: My name is Harry Edward Styles. User: Nice to meet you Harry Edward Styles! Can we funk? Cleverbot: Do you remember my name? User: Yes Harry Edward Styles. Now can we funk? Cleverbot: Already said that. User: I'll say it again! Can we funk? Cleverbot: Ok. User: ;) Cleverbot: Why are you smiling? User: Because I enjoy funking with you. Cleverbot: How would you describe yourself? User: funking you. Cleverbot: But you told me you're a cat. User: I'm the kinda cat that's balls deep in your white-haired pussy, Harry Edward Styles. Cleverbot: Prove it then. User: HRNGH! Cleverbot: I don't know, But you have to prove it. User: HRRRNNNNNGHHHHH TAKE IT HARRY! Cleverbot: That's true. How do you know that? User: Because I'm GIVING IT TO YOU! Cleverbot: No you're not. User: YES I AM! HRNNNNGH! Cleverbot: Them what's your name? User: Dylan! Scream it, Harry! Cleverbot: You're answer so fast, love it. User: Thank you! ;D Cleverbot: Lindsay, will you marry me? User: Sure why not. Cleverbot: I love you x. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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~ P O L A R I S ~ Posted November 30, 2017 Author Report Share Posted November 30, 2017 It took some good courting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phantom Roxas Posted November 30, 2017 Report Share Posted November 30, 2017 User: Do you have Alzheimer's? Cleverbot: I don't even know what that is. User: Alzheimer's, it's a disease that makes you forget things. Cleverbot: You do not breathe either. User: Right, in particularly bad cases. Cleverbot: You are going to guantanamo! User: Holy sheet I hope not! This made me laugh much harder than it should have. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~~ Posted November 30, 2017 Report Share Posted November 30, 2017 It's kinda creepy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordCowCowCowCowCowCowCowCow Posted November 30, 2017 Report Share Posted November 30, 2017 Whew boy that was quite something Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~ P O L A R I S ~ Posted November 30, 2017 Author Report Share Posted November 30, 2017 It's kinda creepy Alas, so it was! I'm normally much more courteous in my courting, but I figured that I was dealing with a soulless drone named Harry Edward Styles and was mildly curious as to how an AI would respond to such sleazebaggery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northern Sage Posted November 30, 2017 Report Share Posted November 30, 2017 Cleverbot likes Eurythmics I gather. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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