M. Night Shyamalan Posted November 2, 2017 Report Share Posted November 2, 2017 Salutations fans, it has been I, acclaimed writer and director M. Night Shyamalan. You may have noticed over the past few days a subtle change in my posting patterns and styles. Fear not! I, acclaimed writer and director M. Night Shyamalan, have not suffered a mental breakdown! This has in fact been an elaborate piece of promotional material for "Split" (2016), and it's upcoming sequel "Glass" (2019), both of which have been written and directed by myself, acclaimed writer and director M. Night Shyamalan. This is the message M. left on his laptop the day before he was tragically killed in a freak water polo accident. I, brother of acclaimed writer and director M. Night Shyamalan, N. Night Shyamalan, took over this account in an effort to finish out my brother's carnival game obligations, however I was ultimately unable to do so. For this, I ask your forgiveness. If you punk ass jabroni weak ass jabroni ass fucks ain't got no beef jabroni step up ese this aint' no gaem. straight up m nizzle shizzler right bacc witchu all here tonite aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiight lit fam I'm goodbyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauvache Posted November 2, 2017 Report Share Posted November 2, 2017 Silly man, this is the opposite of an Introduction! Death sure has done some odd things to your once glorious mind... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flavius Posted November 2, 2017 Report Share Posted November 2, 2017 Oh, good riddance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ENMaker Posted November 2, 2017 Report Share Posted November 2, 2017 The main thing is you definitely weren't me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M. Night Shyamalan Posted November 2, 2017 Author Report Share Posted November 2, 2017 The main thing is you definitely weren't me.ey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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