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Heavy Weapons Guy

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Flavius Newbie

Flavius

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You do know that being a god brings me the blessing/curse of immortality, right?

 

You only pretend to be a god, based on what I have observed.

 

You are making a grave mistake, Heavy. I trust you are prepared?

 

Then strike with the Gran Worm Sword, my creation!

 

Oh, boy. I am teleporting you away from there.

 

Flavius manifests a small device that extends into a holographical tablet. After tapping a few buttons, Shu begins to glow before disappearing in a flash of white light. A second later, he manifests several dozen yards away from Heavy.

If you two are willing to fight, take it to the DuelingBook place. Heavy, I would suggest having at the ready a separate deck for battles against other monsters, since you are also a Monster Duelist for this place.

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Rick Sanchez Newbie

Rick Sanchez

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my sword is 100x more powerful than you'd think

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Really? Nobody else is gonna touch this? Sure. Let's do some math. *swigs*

 

Let's start with our *burp* constants. As you said, the sword is what, 100 times more powerful than I think? Sure. That can be a.

 

The next variable in play is just how p- *belch* powerful I think it is. That's gonna be a 0. We can represent it with a wonderful symbol you all at home may be familiar with: 0.

 

0a = 0a

Still with me? Good. Now we are going to use a fancy little trick called the identity element. You could google it, but basically all that *burp* matters is adding nothing to something doesn't change sheet.

 

0a = 0a + 0

Now, I know this is getting pretty complex, but hang in for a few more steps. Next up is the inverse element, which basically means something plus its negative self is nothing.

 

0a = 0a + a + −a

Remember the identity element? It works with multiplication, too. Multiplying something by 1 doesn't do sheet.

 

0a = 0a + 1a + −a

Next up is distributivity, which funk that, I'm not explaining. Basically it's the *belch* thing that lets you do multiplication one piece at a time.

 

0a = (0 + 1)a + −a

With commutativity, we can reorder sheet for basically no reason, so 1+2 is the same thing as 2+1.

 

0a = (1 + 0)a + −a

Back to that identity element. Time to get rid of that +0 sheet from earlier.

 

0a = 1a + −a

Now we can tell that *beuurrp* ×1 to get the fuuuuuck outta here

 

0a = a + −a

I'm sure you all are well aware that adding a negative MAY AS WELL just be subtracting it, but I'm adding it as its own step to prove a point

 

0a = a − a

Just like before with the inverse element, anything minus itself is zero.

 

0a = 0

 

So there you go. I have mathematically proven that your sword is literally powerless. Kurigod, Elder Science God.

 

jabroni, I'm the math god.

 

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In hindsight, I could have just said that 0×100=0, but where's the fun in *breeeuurrrpp* that

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