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RUSSIAN TOOTHFAIRY IS COMING TO HACK ELECTION

I am Heavy Weapons Guy, and THIS is my weapon. She weighs 150 kilograms and fires custom-tooled $200 cartridges at 10,000 rounds a minute. It costs $400,000 to fire this weapon, for 12 seconds.

 

 

 

With a personal anti-gravity generator, I could certainly make that possible.

 

Heavy might be interested in this.

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I will need to find out how much you weight, so that any testing I do for such a device may be used using a dummy of similar weight. This way, I know you will not just fly off into space with no way to get down or be accidentally destroyed by it before you receive it.

Gravity may be one of the weakest forces, but it is still a powerful force, nonetheless.

 

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